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My first hooker: a porn star (long)
So I was browsing the Erotic Services section of Craigslist earlier today and found a porn star by the name of Lyla Lei. Interesting, I thought. She deleted the post in particular but it was identical to these:
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/188556648.html http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/ers/186982233.html In my efforts to become more like Dominic, I emailed her. In under five minutes I got this response: [ QUOTE ] It's me lyla lei (google my name for more pics) Incall ONLY Mid Wilshire area today (tuesday) 1pm - 3pm thurs & fri - 10:30a - 3pm No nights/no outcalls/NO EXCEPTIONS 100=hand massage 140=oral massage no cover (the finish will be on my face or body) 220=30min full play no anal 250=1hr full play no anal (if ur really cool we can go 2 or 3 times) 700=30min anal 850=1hr anal if you want to video or take pics it's an additional 200 reasons ANY fieish and I mean ANY fetish starts at 300 if ur SERIOUS and wanna meet the SEND THE FOLLOWING name= cell number to reach you at 5mins prior = donation = day= time= city you are comming from = i WILL NOT send the full address or my number.. [/ QUOTE ] So I googled her name for more pictures and found this: http://www.ladirectmodels.com/girl.php?girl=Lyla%20Lei (NSFW). Not bad. I then responded: [ QUOTE ] name= Paul cell number to reach you at 5mins prior = 917-***-**** donation = 220 day= today (Wednesday) time= around 1 city you are comming from = Tarzana Where do I need to go? thx [/ QUOTE ] She then gave me directions and told me she'd call 5 minutes before 1pm. Awesome. I took a shower and headed out. Traffic was horrendous. I think Los Angeles is the only city where you can be going 65mph one minute and at a complete stop the next. I finally got to the destination around 1:20 and received her call at 1:25. She gave me her address and said she'd meet me downstairs. Walked over a block and she was there. A 5' tall asian hottie with a real cute smile. She definitely looks better in person and rates about a 9 on my scale. We walked up to to her apt and after I gave her da munniez, she promptly undressed and got on the bed. I followed in suit. I won't give explicit details but the routine went like this: she gave head (average), I fingered her, we went doggy style. Her poose stank like fish and she was terribly loose. I guess I shouldn't have expected more from a porn star. At some point during doggy, I asked if I could come in her face. When she said it would be an additional $50, I immediately went limp and stopped. I didn't realize she was such a money-grubbing whore. Then, it all went downhill from there. She rode me a bit and gave me a handjob, both of which were rushed and half-assed, and even had the audacity ask me to "help her out a bit." During the handjob, she looked at her watch and said, "If you can't cum in 5 minutes, I have to get back to work." Wtf? Long story short, I came on her teats and got the hell out of there. In summary, the whole experience was disappointing, dissatisfying and something I never wanna do again. The vibe was terrible, we made no connection whatsoever, and as far as performance, I don't whose was worse: hers or mine (I'm sure she'd say that I was terrible). Besides being really hot, she was nothing special. Two thumbs down. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Handsome - Welcome to LA!
-Al |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Good story.
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
Problem is you forgot the blow.
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
I have bigger boobies than her.
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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I have bigger boobies than her. [/ QUOTE ] Whats your rate? |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn?
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn? [/ QUOTE ] sushi - pony up $250 and you can ask her yourself! |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn? [/ QUOTE ] I would think it's more like, once you've crossed the line of doing porn, [censored] other random dudes for money no longer seems like as much of a departure. |
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Re: My first hooker: a porn star (long)
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How badly does a chick need money that she needs to pimp herself out in the spare hours of not shooting porn? [/ QUOTE ] a LOT of porn actresses are professional escorts. in fact, many began as escorts and only went into porn in order to get more business as an escort. not all porn stars are created equal. think about how many pornos are shot every year and how many random actresses appear in them. unless they dance or escort on the side, most of them would probably be living hand-to-mouth. |
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