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Welcome Back
I haven't had money on FTP for a little while but decided a few days ago that I am an idiot for not putting some on. So...
Step 1-eBay.com Search "iPod" Step 2-Buy used iPod 30GB for $107 Step 3-Get iPod in mail, discover it is a 60GB Video iPod Step 3-Sell same iPod for $165 Step 4-Search "iPod" Step 5-Buy used 60GB Video for $110 Step 6-Buy case, USB, and charger for $8 Step 7-Sell same iPod with accessories for $200 Step 7a-Find out buyer was named Sam Cig and lives in South Africa but wants the iPod shipped to Nigeria Step 8-E-mail from eBay telling me that the winner of the iPod was fraudulent (no [censored]) Step 9-Re-list and sell for $200 again Step 10-Deposit $100 on FTP Step 11-4 Table 10NL Step 12-Play 5th hand in months... Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.10 BB (6 handed) Full Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums) Button ($9.70) SB ($11) BB ($76.85) UTG ($9.35) MP ($16.40) Hero ($11.75) Preflop: Hero is CO with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]. <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $0.45</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $1. Flop: ($3.05) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font> <font color="#CC3333">SB bets $3</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $10.3 (All-In)</font>, SB calls $6.55 (All-In). Turn: ($22.15) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font> River: ($22.15) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 2 all-in)</font> Final Pot: $22.15 Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF"> SB has 8d 8c (three of a kind, eights). Hero has Qc Qd (one pair, queens). Outcome: SB wins $22.90. </font> Step 13-Grind for nothing in an attempt to win everything |
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Re: Welcome Back
Please promise us you are not planning to contribute to the gene pool.
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Re: Welcome Back
Step 14-Inform ppl that couldnt care less?
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Re: Welcome Back
Step 15: Nigeria
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Re: Welcome Back
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Step 14-Inform ppl that couldnt care less? [/ QUOTE ] I will work on that, but those who couldn't care less would not open the thread. So it is theoretically impossible. [censored]. |
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Re: Welcome Back
step 16: profit
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Re: Welcome Back
[x] sold ipod for roll
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Re: Welcome Back
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step 89: profit [/ QUOTE ] fyp |
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Re: Welcome Back
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Please promise us you are not planning to contribute to the gene pool. [/ QUOTE ] Can we make a mutual agreement? |
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