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A beat so bad it\'s a brag
I was wondering what to do for my thousandth post. I don't think I can beat this. It's the worst beat I've ever taken. I don't think you can take a worse one even. Apologies for lack of conversion. Couldn't get one to work.
NO_LIMIT TEXAS_HOLDEM 5+0.5 NL Holdem Multi Table Tournament, 11 Jul 2007 7:13 AM ET Seat 1: fishtard($22,706 in chips) Seat 2: useless ($3,530 in chips) Seat 3: tooloose ($4,440 in chips) Seat 4: Ihavenoclue ($25,017 in chips) Seat 5: rubbish ($10,270 in chips) Seat 6: Dr Zen ($4,705 in chips) Seat 7: callingstation ($9,470 in chips) Seat 8: lovetolimp ($6,743 in chips) Seat 9: tard ($850 in chips) Seat 10: tard2 ($6,260 in chips) ANTES/BLINDS lovetolimp posts blind ($150), tard posts blind ($300). PRE-FLOP tard2 folds, fishtard calls $300, useless folds, tooloose folds, Ihavenoclue folds, rubbish calls $300, Dr Zen bets $4,705 and is all-in I have KK. I am hoping to be called by one of the suckers who's limped. If not, I'll take a decent pot down. A raise would be be good but I actually have a loose image. I've pushed a couple of times in the past three or four hands, and didn't have the greatest hands. callingstation folds, lovetolimp folds, tard folds, fishtard calls $4,405 and shows KcQc. I have her dominated even. rubbish folds. FLOP [board cards 7H,2D,5H ] With no clubs on the flop, no split pot available, and no cards to a straight for her, she must score runner queens to beat me. So she is 43/3 * 42/2 or basically 301 to 1 against. 0.3%. TURN [board cards 7H,2D,5H,QH ] She scores a queeen but no need to fret. Still 21 to 1 against... RIVER [board cards 7H,2D,5H,QH,QS ] OMFG. |
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
lol i was going to make a joke about the $5 tourney being the beat but yea that hand is pretty sick.
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
I've had worse.
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
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I've had worse. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
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[ QUOTE ] I've had worse. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
I've seen worse.
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
err $5 tourny is the beat for sure still :P thats standard
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
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err $5 tourny is the beat for sure [/ QUOTE ] This is where I put in some chit about how I normally play only $500 buyin tourneys but I was drunk/stoned/insane that evening so... |
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
Her hand was suited, your hand was not. Taking in the suitedness, straight opportunities, and the fact that she has more cards to improve, you are at least a 3 to 1 underdog here. You pushed with 25% equity? LOL Fish. |
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Re: A beat so bad it\'s a brag
Stop going broke with one pair, donk.
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