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Old 05-08-2007, 09:46 PM
blutarski blutarski is offline
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Default Co-worker serves kitty litter for dessert

We're having a going away celebration for someone and the person who planned the party says "I have a special surprise for dessert!"

She pulls out a small catbox full of used kitty litter. There were audible gasps and everyone froze, afraid she'd gone completely crazy and was going to hurt someone.

Turns out it's a desert made of crushed vanilla cookies, and tootsie rolls for poop over some kind of chocolate mousse.

Beat: Couldn't eat it. I knew it wasn't really kitty litter, but I just couldn't. The tootsie rolls were too realistic for me.

Variance: gummi worms gross me out too.
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:48 PM
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Default Re: Co-worker serves kitty litter for dessert

Kitty litter tastes [censored] nasty don't eat that [censored]..

vanilla cookies are goooooooood tho.

-MCBUSTO
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:48 PM
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Blutarski - Quality posting since 2006
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:49 PM
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Default Re: Co-worker serves kitty litter for dessert

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Old 05-08-2007, 09:51 PM
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:53 PM
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Default Re: Co-worker serves kitty litter for dessert

LOL, my mom made the kitty litter dessert for Thanksgiving last year. Everybody just made fun of it.
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:15 PM
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Old 05-08-2007, 10:27 PM
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How is it that scammers don't get banned?

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Seriously If you make a Semi-racist remark Permabanned for life. But scamming people out of 100s of dollars is OK!
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