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Another Chipotle Thread
So my standard Chipotle order is a steak burrito with pinto beans. I've noticed that about 9 times out of 10 the server either almost gives me black beans instead of pinto beans or has to ask me twice what kind of beans I want. I'd say about a third of the time it goes down like this:
- I'll have a steak burrito please Then they put the rice on and say - Black bean? (never in the plural of course) while starting to put black beans on the burrito before even waiting for my response. Then I have to interject really quickly and tell them I want pinto beans. Another third of the time it goes down like this: - I'll have a steak burrito please - (As they are heating up the tortilla) Black or pinto bean? - Pinto beans please Then they put the rice on and either start to put black beans on or ask me again what kind of beans I want. The other third of the time I try to be proactive and say "Steak burrito with pinto beans" from the beginning. Invariably they either have to ask me again what kind if beans I want or they reach for the black beans. Is ordering pinto beans considered weird or something? Has anyone else ever had this problem? |
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
It's obvious that "black beans" is the correct answer here. Don't blame the people who never say bean in the plural form for your mistake.
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
You know, at some point you would recognize the pattern and say "Pinto beans" before they get a chance to put black bean on your burrito.
They ask again, you smash their jaw. It's only fair. |
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
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Is ordering pinto beans considered weird or something? [/ QUOTE ] Nope, you're correct, pinto beans FTW |
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
this happens to me every single time I go
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
Just order a fajita burrito and avoid eating those disgusting little fetuses altogether.
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
I consider myself somewhat of a Chipotle connoisseur. I would estimate I have eaten there about 70 times in the last 8 month. I am currently on a 3 day streak. Here is my standard order.
Chicken (in the last week I have been going steak, considering making it my new standard. I have tried barbocoa, liked it but it doesn't mesh with the other ingredients as well IMO. Carnitas I have never had, I suppose I should try everything though if I am calling myself a connoisseur. Ok so anyways: chicken/steak pinto beans rice all 4 salsas (some hate this, I have converted one friend to it, and he is probably the biggest chipotle fan I know aside from myself. I suggest everyone try it once) lettuce cheese I have not once had this sort of trouble with the beans. My problem I have is with them often giving me sour cream when I never ask for it. This occurs most often when there is a big crowd, so when my burrito is at the salsa station, I am about 3 to 4 feet back. So when they ask me, I say "can i get all 4 salsas please". I also hold up 4 fingers in case they can't hear me, I often don't enunciate well and the place can be loud. Anyways, I'd say about 40% of the time in this situation I get sour cream. It really pisses me off. Also you'd think at some point they'd start to recognize me since I have to be their most common customer by far. |
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
Easy solution:
Don't eat any of those beans. Don't eat beans in general. Problem solved. Chicken bowl Extra rice Double chicken Hot salsa lettuce little bit of cheese (not the 6 lb. mound of cheese typically on there) |
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
ask for 1/2 chicken, 1/2 steak and thank me later- you'll get a lot more meat because they are dumb and can't to halves well.
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Re: Another Chipotle Thread
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Just order a fajita burrito and avoid eating those disgusting little fetuses altogether. [/ QUOTE ] I agree with this. I feel the beans kind of bog down the greatness of the fresh ingredients. FWIW, my normal order is a chicken bowl with 3 of the 4 salsas (not the tomatillo... although maybe I should do this) with fajita veggies, rice, sour cream and lettuce. It's my favorite restaurant meal that's not at a sit down establishment. |
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