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Brag........ OH WAIT
Ok I almost forgot.
Brag: last saturday, Friends 26th B-day, and another friends 25 B-day. Calls for 1 biggggg partayy. Brag: Got wasted, but had the best time ever, and blew some steam at the casino. Beat: Got sick the next morning, and still sick. Beat/Variance: I didnt only blow steam at casino I blew steam after I [censored] a fat chick. Now its like the town joke. And probably why I am sick. My Friend: Hey you hear about Nick? Rando: No. My Friend: He had sex with Melissa. Rando: Oh no way, the hot one right? My Friend: Actually the one whos 200 pounds, and has a face that looks like a dog [censored] on it. Rando: *Throws Up*. Sorry no Pics, camera didnt have the Super Zoom Out option. Thats my story, I am hiding in a hole now. |
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
have u ever seen so many boobs at once?
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
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have u ever seen so many boobs at once? [/ QUOTE ] Just never seen so many chins jiggle on a single human. |
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
nh...
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
pussy is pussy. ain't no shame in your game bro.
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
Just give it a slap and riiiiide the waves.
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
subconsciously u wanted it!
alcohol wont make u things u really dont want to do! u are a sick human being! |
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
i read stories like this quite often on 2p2, and I always look at the reg date of the OP. it's always like 3 days, or 7 days... i imagine it's some dude who is seeking laughs or approval from everyone.
just weird, you register and can't wait to post this? what an embarassment. good luck with the hiv |
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Re: Brag........ OH WAIT
i hope you don't catch obesity from her
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