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06-21-2007, 01:55 PM
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TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
So a few days ago Jimmyhat rings me and says we gotta hit up a stripclub. Because he’s a guest in my town, and I’m a generous and abiding host, I agree. It wasn’t going to be a Sunday, but Jimmy rings me during dinner on Sunday evening and announces that: 1) He is officially on life tilt, and 2) obviously we are going to the strippers in the next 30 minutes.
We go to Rhino because that’s how we roll. Jimmyhat is a mid-stakes superballa and contract killer, so obviously we walk straight in and Jimmy says to some mediocre looking bar chick, “2 bottles of Dom and keep them coming”. She counters by saying its way too early to get bottle service in VIP section and not many chicks are here anyway. We look around and agree. Being a world-class alcoholic, I know heaps of good bars so we go and drink Zybrowka and ginger beer at a nearby cocktail bar. An hour or so later we roll back into Rhino and sit VIP. Some brunette in rollerskates (!) cruises up and Jimmy tells her “ship the Dom” and I decide to get a bottle of 21 yr old Chivas Regal as well, because we’re degens like that. Luckily the girl remembers Jimmy from the Sunday before where he and another friend spent 9k at Rhino between them, and she’s all smiles and giggles. Rollergirl says they’re out of cigars (!) so I have to cruise to a cigar bar at the casino to get some, because to drink 21 yr old scotch you need at least a 6 inch cigar. I get back and Jimmy has the party going well, surrounded by women who are telling him he needs a bigger money clip for the ~5k wad he has in his pocket. After a lot of drinks, some chicks start herding us into a private room – me, 2 other players I vaguely know and have been partying with, and Jimmy. Apparently Jimmy has given someone enough money for us all to get dances. The chick tugging at my arm is ugly, so I say I need to pee. I come back in 3 mins and ugly chick is with another guy in our group, and some hot blonde wants to dance for me. I am much more enthusiastic this time. Turns out she’s French with a sexy accent and wicked body. I start flirting with her immediately because, hey, I’m drunk and she’s hot. After we finish our dances we go back to VIP and keep drinking, and chicks are hanging around everywhere. I start ballroom dancing with my hot blonde. Spinning her round and dipping her down low – if you don’t know these basic dancing skills you’re body count will be 50% lower than it ought to be – and things start getting pretty intense. She won’t leave me alone, it’s great. I’m interrupted. One of the guys we’re hanging with taps me on the shoulder and says Jimmy needs me. I find him reclined on the couch in a private room, just about to pass out. He may or may not have offered a girl 3k to sleep with him that nite. He signs for the tab (~3k) and I take him to flag a cab to make sure he gets home safe. He says something about leaving a hundred dollars to pay for the cab… it’s pretty incoherent. After he’s gone I look down and see 2 $50 notes lying on the pavement. He decided to drop them on the ground instead of give them to me, standard with a balling degen. I go back into strip club and tell hot blonde to give me her number. She’s all embarrassed and drags me into a private room to pretend I’m getting a dance. We talk a bit more, she plugs her number into my phone. I leave soon after. I ring her on my way home but it rings out. About 5 mins later I get a text from her, and ring her immediately. Conversation pretty much goes Me: What are you doing now? Her: I just finished. I’m at home counting my money. Me: Sweet, I’ll come over. Her: You can’t do that! Me: Sure I can. Where do you live? Her: I… I can’t believe I’m doing this. Me: (silence) Her: It’s blah blah chow meow Me: Cool. See you soon. So I head downstairs and catch a cab to her place. She’s very welcoming, and a good time was had by all etc. Strippers ftw. Obv taken on a crappy phone cam:    Brag: Laser hair removal. No body hair. Anywhere. Ever. Another Brag: She loves it. I've seen her again since that nite. More brags: Has hot friends. Who are strippers. Who apparently love it too. Beat: Umm… I’m running bad? Variance: To the doubters; Jimmyhat will confirm the truth when he gets his lazy arse out of bed. Or what he remembers of it anyway. 
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06-21-2007, 02:04 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
My kinda TR. This is vegas or LA?
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06-21-2007, 02:05 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
Good job.
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06-21-2007, 02:12 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
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[ QUOTE ] She looks slightly worse than the toxic avenger... [/ QUOTE ] plz post hotter stripper you have fkd [/ QUOTE ] A littel skinny for my taste, but I think she looks pretty good for a stripper. What did she say when you tald her to get down on all fours so you could take pics for the Interweb dorksquad?
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06-21-2007, 02:14 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] She looks slightly worse than the toxic avenger... [/ QUOTE ] plz post hotter stripper you have fkd [/ QUOTE ] A littel skinny for my taste, but I think she looks pretty good for a stripper. What did she say when you tald her to get down on all fours so you could take pics for the Interweb dorksquad? [/ QUOTE ] meh, she was already down there, i just started snapping
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06-21-2007, 02:22 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
In Vegas? Let's be bff!
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#9
06-21-2007, 02:23 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
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[ QUOTE ] She looks slightly worse than the toxic avenger... [/ QUOTE ] plz post hotter stripper you have fkd [/ QUOTE ] I don't get this one. It's ok that she looks like Toxie b/c she's a stripper? How is that a defense? FWIW I don't think she looks like the toxic avenger but I'm thankful for the pic.
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06-21-2007, 02:47 PM
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Re: TR: Picking up strippers with pics, (nsfw obv)
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] She looks slightly worse than the toxic avenger... [/ QUOTE ] plz post hotter stripper you have fkd [/ QUOTE ] I don't get this one. It's ok that she looks like Toxie b/c she's a stripper? How is that a defense? FWIW I don't think she looks like the toxic avenger but I'm thankful for the pic. [/ QUOTE ] It's not a defence. This post really doesn't need a defence. But if that guy really believes she's toxic, then I'm interested to see the type of girls he picks up. Not airbrushed supermodels, but chicks he's actually slept with. The fact she's a stripper makes it so much harder. Strippers spend 40 hours a week or whatever being hit on, so most of them are immune to it. To actually pick one up is so much harder than picking up a normal chick, hence the brag post. So, like I said, I'm interested to see him post pics of hotter strippers he's fkd.
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