Dear Bison February 2006: The Seed 2.0

bisonbison · #1 02-01-2006, 01:33 PM

Dear Bison,

What sort of questions should I ask you?

Dear OOter,

Try me.

mmbt0ne · #2 02-01-2006, 01:34 PM

Dear Bison,

Do you look good in leather?

bisonbison · #3 02-01-2006, 01:36 PM

Do you look good in leather?

Dear mmbt0ne,

Leather jacket: yes.
Leather pants: no.
Leather chaps: yes.
Leather shoes: yes.

PokerBob · #4 02-01-2006, 01:35 PM

dear bison,
i have to let my school district know if i am coming back to my teaching job by March 1. should i go back, or take another year of leave to pursue life as a professional poker player?

pokerbob

bisonbison · #5 02-01-2006, 01:40 PM

i have to let my school district know if i am coming back to my teaching job by March 1. should i go back, or take another year of leave to pursue life as a professional poker player?

Dear bob,

Are you happy as a poker player? Poker is a pretty straightforward job. Besides learning more games and getting deeper into the strategy, there's not a lot of surprises in store for you. That having been said, depending on your earn, you can do pretty much anything you want with your spare time. For a lot of people, that's enough to offer a happy life.

PokerBob · #6 02-01-2006, 01:43 PM

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i have to let my school district know if i am coming back to my teaching job by March 1. should i go back, or take another year of leave to pursue life as a professional poker player?

Dear bob,

Are you happy as a poker player? Poker is a pretty straightforward job. Besides learning more games and getting deeper into the strategy, there's not a lot of surprises in store for you. That having been said, depending on your earn, you can do pretty much anything you want with your spare time. For a lot of people, that's enough to offer a happy life.

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dear bison,
thank you for the well thought out response, but i am merely looking for someone to tell me what to do, as i am not a man.

pokerbob

bisonbison · #7 02-01-2006, 01:58 PM

thank you for the well thought out response, but i am merely looking for someone to tell me what to do, as i am not a man.

Dear Bob,

Keep playing poker. Ask again later.

PokerBob · #8 02-01-2006, 02:09 PM

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thank you for the well thought out response, but i am merely looking for someone to tell me what to do, as i am not a man.

Dear Bob,

Keep playing poker. Ask again later.

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dear bison,
ok.

pokerbob

Pocketducks · #9 02-01-2006, 01:37 PM

I have been smelling something hoorible all day. It's kind of like diarhea mixed with garbage juice. I thought I was smelling my top lip, so I washed it, but I still smell it. What could it be?

PS- I threw out my underwear to be safe, but alas, I still smell it.

bisonbison · #10 02-01-2006, 01:42 PM

I have been smelling something hoorible all day. It's kind of like diarhea mixed with garbage juice. I thought I was smelling my top lip, so I washed it, but I still smell it. What could it be?

Dear ducks,

Check your bathroom, check your sinks, check your fridge, check your trash cans. If that doesn't solve it, it's time to clean your place from top to bottom.