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A Little BBV On the Way to the Casino
Beat: Got pulled over for going 85 in a 60 (with construction work).
Beat: Was really high after having just smoked four bowls of Purple Haze in the car with my friend the passenger (and the car's owner). Beat: You can smell the weed outside the car even if none has been smoked. Beat: When asked by the officer why he pulled me over, I told him "because I had been swerving while trying to figure out which exit I needed to take." Beat: When he said "No, you were doing 85 in a 60 mph/hr work zone where tickets and points are doubled", I said "Oh, [censored]!" Beat: My friend did not have his registration for the car, nor his proof of insurance. Brag: Cop gave me a $215 ticket for speeding. Brag: Cop waived the doubling of the ticket and of the points on my license. Brag: Completely ignored the overpowering stench of pot, my terrible driving, and my general retarded behavior. Variance: I end up blowing $215 on Stars every Sunday anyway, I'll just pretend they had a Tuesday Mill or something. |
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Re: A Little BBV On the Way to the Casino
i really like this post.
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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are.
Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining |
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Re: A Little BBV On the Way to the Casino
[ QUOTE ]
Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are. Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining [/ QUOTE ] "lol" |
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Re: A Little BBV On the Way to the Casino
[ QUOTE ]
Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are. Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining [/ QUOTE ] hahaha what? bbv is so mean lately. |
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Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are. Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining [/ QUOTE ] well SOMEONE is a grumpy gus! |
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[ QUOTE ]
Variance: You're a complete waste of food and water, a hopeless douchebag, a festering, infected pus filled scab on society and you're so far in denial that you think its a good idea to try to convince a bunch of people you will never meet and who don't give even one eighth of a [censored] about you how totally awesome you are. Crash your car into a bridge next time pls, at least that way you'll be entertaining [/ QUOTE ] I'm not a trained medical professional, but sounds to me like you're a great candidate for medicinal marijuana. And I wasn't a danger to myself or others while out there, I'm not just some occasional smoker who loses control when they're high. |
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So much leveling in this thread, but way to sneak in there OP, nh
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live the dream man, you're a [censored] american hero
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live the dream man, you're a [censored] american hero [/ QUOTE ] Is that Bon Jovi? |
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