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Old 02-27-2007, 02:28 AM
beecass beecass is offline
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Default Inspired by the \"im going to piss in my roomates room\" thread

So I went away with mates for a week or so and we rented out a house on the beach. Basically just drinking / bbqing during the day and getting trashed at night.

Anyway, one day a mate and i got bored. One of the guys staying with us we completely take the piss out of because hes one of the guys who puts chicks before his mates. So after another incedent where he was an absolute turd we decided to pay him back.

We ended up covering his pillow with pubes and pissed in a cup which we ended up using to pour piss onto his bed up and down the whole thing. We also poured it into a pair of his trackie pants and mixed it into his already yellow coloury hairgel.

To our glee he comes downstairs a bit later asking how his hair looks. We all just sit there laughing.
And if that wasn't enough he comes into our room the next morning asking "wtf my pants are all wet, and continues to wear them for the rest of the day".

Oh. If he hadnt had enough piss on the last night we pissed of the balcony (into the complete dark) and wake up the next morning to find his towel below the balcony completely soaking [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That was a good week
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:30 AM
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your friend should seek out new friends.
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:32 AM
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your friend should seek out new friends.

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He brings alot of this [censored] upon himself, but apparantly lately hes been trying to not "be such a tool"
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:37 AM
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:52 AM
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Old 02-27-2007, 02:59 AM
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Theres probably heaps more fun ways to get back at someone than urinating all over their [censored]. Also the stale smell of piss that would surround him would be rough for all involved so woulda been a beat for all of you. You shoulda just done something to embarrass him in front of the ladies that made you look cool and him like a douche bag then itll put him in his place and allow you to profit into scoring some tail
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Old 02-27-2007, 03:03 AM
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Theres probably heaps more fun ways to get back at someone than urinating all over their [censored]. Also the stale smell of piss that would surround him would be rough for all involved so woulda been a beat for all of you. You shoulda just done something to embarrass him in front of the ladies that made you look cool and him like a douche bag then itll put him in his place and allow you to profit into scoring some tail

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Funny you should say this, one of the main things he does in putting chicks before is mates is tell them stuff about us to put us down. I reckon bad mouthing your friends to make yourself look better is horrid.

Beat for him: his girlfriend is ugly..(i'll get pics)
Beat for me: i dont know how to show pics (please help)
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Old 02-27-2007, 04:14 AM
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oh, and OP, u suck.
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:20 AM
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op = jealous virgin
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Old 02-27-2007, 10:27 AM
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One of the guys staying with us we completely take the piss out of because hes one of the guys [b]who actually manages to get laid unlike me and my piss fetish friend.[b]

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