worst popular song ever

[Dominic]

take any song that was at least mildly popular in the rock era...let's got back as far as "Rock Around the Clock"...

what is your choice for the very worst song ever?

Mine:

Dont't Take the Girl by Tim McGraw

Horrible treacle of the first order. So manipulitive and corny...it takes three verses and tells a story through the years, sort of like Harry Chapin's Cats in the Cradle, but it does everything wrong imaginable.

From McGraw's syrup-whiney vocals to the sacharin melody, to the pedestrian production...pure and utter drivel. Plus, if you do happen to get into the song, it doesn't bother to tell you what happens after the chick gets hurt - does she live, does she die?? The song ends before you know!

So even after suffering through this piece of crap song to the end, you get no satisfaction of at least knowing what the hell happened!

Worst song of all time.

[MyTurn2Raise]

that Bryan Adams p.o.s. from the Robin Hood movie



Happy b-day Dom

[The Stranger]

Achy Breaky Heart

[Unoriginalname]

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Achy Breaky Heart

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This is excellent. I clicked this thread to write this. It cannot be said enough how much Achy Breaky Heart sucks.

[Tom Ames]

No contest! Debbie Boone "You Light Up My Life". Distant 2nd is Bobby Goldsboro "Honey".

[Skipbidder]

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No contest! Debbie Boone "You Light Up My Life".

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This is what I was going to post.
Possibly too old for the question, but Muskrat Love and Watching Scotty Grow are puke-worthy as well.

[private joker]

Smooth -- Santana/Rob Thomas
Believe -- Cher
Nookie -- Limp Bizkit

[doubLe a tom]

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Smooth -- Santana/Rob Thomas

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wtf are you talkin about, thats a good song...

[private joker]

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Smooth -- Santana/Rob Thomas

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wtf are you talkin about, thats a good song...

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No. It's total crap.

[Uston]

I wouldn't say it's an "awesome song" but it's probably in the 98th percentile for songs that have hit #1 in the last twenty years.