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REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
So since I'm unfatting and now sexy, I've been browing myspace profiles in my area looking to spit mad game.
These are the following reasons I've found to reject chicks from giving them their shot at the old Didster. (aka reasons why I didn't blind message them). 1- like Grey's Anatamony (this eliminates 60% of chicks) 2- too much Jesus in the profile 3- horrible page layout, I can't get with a chick with a bad sense of graphic design 4- "I listen to everything but rap and country" 5- "I listen to country" 6- too many douchebag looking dudes left comments 7- too many douchebag looking dudes in the top 8. 8- "Proud Parent" 9- obvious fatty trying to hide it rather than flaunt it 10- wait a minute I recognize that picture of "you" from porn I watch last night. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME BBV4L. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
My guide to MySpace pictures:
1. If someone takes their picture in the mirror, they have no friends. 2. If the picture is an extreme close-up, they are fat. 3. If more than one person appears in the photograph, the picture of your intended target is that of the ugliest person in the photo. 4. 90% of Myspace picture-takers find someting incredibly amusing to their immediate left. Please keep these tips in mind while searching for your Internet-soulmate. Make sure to keep all hands and feet inside at all times and tip your waiter. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
Dids -
Congrats on unfattying yourself. As a reformed lard, I have some advice for you. DO NOT ELIMINATE GIRLS BASED ON THESE TRITE REASONS Dude, seriously, you just got unfat - your number one goal here needs to be to find stupid girls with retarded myspaces that will let you stick it in them. Get a grip. Probably for the first time ever you can bang a girl and have her maybe like it some - just hump everything you can for a while and get it out of your system. Now is not the time to find that special someone. Believe it. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
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Dude, seriously, you just got unfat - your number one goal here needs to be to find stupid girls with retarded myspaces that will let you stick it in them. Get a grip. Probably for the first time ever you can bang a girl and have her maybe like it some - just hump everything you can for a while and get it out of your system. Now is not the time to find that special someone. Believe it. [/ QUOTE ] QFT- think about it- you could be the douchey guy in the girls top 8. Get up in there and give it to her- find true love when you're 30 and preferably not on myspace. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
i like grey's anatomy. does that make me gay? i wouldn't put it on my myspace page if i had one though.
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
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i like grey's anatomy. does that make me gay? i wouldn't put it on my myspace page if i had one though. [/ QUOTE ] I think it does. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
Here's the criteria you should look for:
Those that will let you put your pee-pee inside their woo-woo (and/or elsewhere) Those that won't. Any questions? Class dismissed. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
these are all bad reasons. You get good girls under any of these. 8-10 I'll probably think is right tho.
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
THIS THREAD WAS POSTED IN BBV4L FOR A REASON. IF I WANTED ADVICE, OR THOUGHTS, I WOULD HAVE OBV POSTED THIS IN SLANSKY FORUM.
Guy who watches GA- it means you like what is perhaps the worst written TV show I've ever seen and are likely somewhat simple, or that you're watching it with a girl in which case you'd better be getting blown frequently between commercials. |
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Re: REASONS I HAVE NOT HOLLA-ED AT A GIRL ON MYSPACE
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THIS THREAD WAS POSTED IN BBV4L FOR A REASON. IF I WANTED ADVICE, OR THOUGHTS, I WOULD HAVE OBV POSTED THIS IN SLANSKY FORUM. [/ QUOTE ] So you just want to announce things in here? Okay, no more responses to Dids posts plz. I'm teasing. I know that no love can match the bbv4luv 4 u. |
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