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Post moments when you realized you+society=not standard.
I have many, and I'll start with a few: -At a banquet dinner, in response to a question, I grabbed the wrist of the guy on my right and said "I'll tell u this much, this guy can stay in my room" while fake gnawing on his wrist. -During a conversation with a Managing Director from Goldman Sachs, I had racing thoughts of smacking him in the face and running out of the room. -During my summer IB internship, I told a Managing Director to not be a (slang for birth canal). Any good stories? |
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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy.
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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy. [/ QUOTE ] you're a bad person. |
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This one time I went 130 in a 35 zone.. oh wait.. I was living vicariously through you.
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One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy. [/ QUOTE ] YOU DIRTY MOTHER [censored]! also: a lot of times, i'll say stuff that makes sense in my head, and then i either get hit for saying it, or people just look at me with a look of sheer misunderstanding. Yeah. I'm a highschool baller. |
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when the cop tack'd on public profanity on top of the rest
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I gave up on lots of social interaction after I bought a computer.
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I gave up on lots of social interaction after I started posting on 2+2 . [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] I gave up on lots of social interaction after I found out that there's horse porn on teh intarweb . [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] |
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[ QUOTE ] One time I took six pennies from the take a penny leave a penny thingy. [/ QUOTE ] a lot of times, i'll say stuff that makes sense in my head, and then i either get hit for saying it, or people just look at me with a look of sheer misunderstanding. Yeah. I'm a highschool baller. [/ QUOTE ] This is standard, I'm talking about things that are irrevocable, and mean the end of life as u know it |
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