You think Texas Holdem is easy? You're wrong

[mugatu668]

One of the funniest things I've ever read. Really gets you inside the mind of live poker fish

http://www.totse.com/en/bad_ideas/sc...dem179291.html

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Alright it's 10 o'clock and you just got done finished watching Greg Raymer whip some ass. You saw Chris Moneymaker come from out of nowhere the year before to take the world series main event. You figure geez these guys breezed right in and walked away with millions. If they can do it why can't I.

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[Dan87]

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I like to stare down my opponents and see how they react in person.

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[Dan87]

i like to apply the pressure by bumping it up to 2x the BB with high PPs too to let the suited connectors know i mean business

[TheDivineRod]

[x] Thread delivers.

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'Ha Ha Ha!What you want me to give away all my secrets from years of playing with friends to tourneys to online playing. You want a clue as how to rake in cheddah from unsuspecting fish. Good luck. Because you are not going to find it here. I think I have the answers but I may just be lying to you so as when I see you at the table I already know how to play your type. The truth is their are as many ways to play the game and no one is correct. It is a game of skill and luck. That being said I recommend a new hobby. This one is so taxing 99% of those who try fail miserably and lose their bank accounts in the process.

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Genuinely loling quite hard at this paragraph

[mugatu668]

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'Ha Ha Ha!What you want me to give away all my secrets from years of playing with friends to tourneys to online playing. You want a clue as how to rake in cheddah from unsuspecting fish. Good luck. Because you are not going to find it here. I think I have the answers but I may just be lying to you so as when I see you at the table I already know how to play your type. The truth is their are as many ways to play the game and no one is correct. It is a game of skill and luck. That being said I recommend a new hobby. This one is so taxing 99% of those who try fail miserably and lose their bank accounts in the process.

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Genuinely loling quite hard at this paragraph

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LOL, that quote is 10x better in an isolated paragraph. I am seriously choking up

[Shaqizzle]

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People playing qq,kk,and aa are no brainers. You sit back and hope to build a pot. Not me I don't. If I am in any situation with those above hands I am making a raise pre flop

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This man is a genius.

[Quicksilvre]

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'Ha Ha Ha!

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[iloveny161]

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For the trap you think you are setting could be your own after the flop.

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[tireuw]

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Thats right . I have seen aa busted by 3 7 offsuit.

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