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From Reuters
ANTWERP, Belgium (Reuters) - Mozart, an iguana with an erection that has lasted for over a week, will have his penis amputated in the next couple of days. Veterinarians at Antwerp's Aquatopia had sought to treat the animal's problem, but decided removal was the only solution because of the risk of infection. The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. Mozart, sitting on the shoulders of his keeper as camera crews focused on his red, swollen erection, seemed unperturbed by the news. "It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. "I don't think so. That's all in his head." |
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Play on playa.
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I have two arms, but I imagine my sexual activity would be dimmed by the removal of one. Well, depending which one.
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thats just wrong in every way. you dont kick a man in the nads and you sure as hell dont cut his johnson off.
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The correct solution for this was to put in a horny female iguana in the cage with him and 'see what happened'. Running a bobbit on the poor guy is excessive.
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did nobody even try to masturbate the iguana?
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The good news for Mozart and his mates is that male iguanas have two penises. [/ QUOTE ] no worries |
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deleted by me, posted twice
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"It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. [/ QUOTE ] unless Mr. Lambrecht speaks iguanese or can read minds, this is perhaps one of the dumbest statements i've ever heard..."yea, no problem, he won't feel a thing or even notice, we're sure of it" |
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] "It doesn't bother him. He doesn't know what amputation means," said vet Luc Lambrecht, adding that Mozart's sexual activity should be undimmed by the operation. [/ QUOTE ] unless Mr. Lambrecht speaks iguanese or can read minds, this is perhaps one of the dumbest statements i've ever heard..."yea, no problem, he won't feel a thing or even notice, we're sure of it" [/ QUOTE ] I'm pretty sure the vet is correct in proclaiming that the iguana indeed does not know what amputation means. Besides, if the thing has been hanging out for a week and Mozart still hasn't put it to good use, he never will. |
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