Beat: Calculus

[ihavetoomanysns]

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[keikiwai]

lol

rent a brain or something

unless you're complaining about having a tough time w/ Greene's Law or Stoke's Law, you haven't even started real calculus

[gimmickaments]

what a fish

[holdme]

calculus is hard

[BowToYourSensei]

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calculus is useless

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-BowToYourSensei, Political Science major, future United States Senator

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calculus should be required for any degree at any respectable university

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Bigger beat: Probability theory.

Show that the sigma-field of the countable and co-countable sets is countably generated if and only if the space is countable.

I'd let a large unshaven gentleman repeatedly sodomize my anus if, in exchange, he would solve this problem for me.

[Limesparks]

Consider an American male Bill with a unique sexual dysfunction such that:
<ul type="square">[*]Bill is maximally sexually stimulated by having a penis in a state of complete flaccidity (Boner Rigidity quotient R=0).[*]Bill is maximally sexually repulsed ('turned off') by having a penis in a state of complete rigidity (R=1).[/list](a)Construct a differential equation with R and Boner Blood Flow Rate R'. Solve for R with respect to time and graph.

(b)Solve again for R supposing damping forces J (a restrictive pair of jeans) and E (public embarrassment) are applied to the Bill system, such that a graph of Bill's boner rigidity resembles Figure 1.1.


Figure 1.1

[chadmack]

brag: got a 6 out of 7 on my IB calc standard level test jr. year (last year)

[keikiwai]

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brag: got a 6 out of 7 on my IB calc standard level test jr. year (last year)

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IB is a pretty solid brag w/ the current state of US education.