Donks. They don't die.

osh · #1 08-31-2007, 03:32 AM

You are playing solid LAG game.
Work your way up from 100 to 200BB.
Some donk sends you back to 100.
You work your stack up to 200 again.
Some donk sends you back to 100.
You start tilting. A little bit.
Some donk hits fourouter and cripples you to 70BB.
You are [censored] mad and bluff with second pair.
Some bitch calls your allin on flop with TPTK.
You are down a buyin.
You open a bottle of beer.
You hate donks and pray for them to die. They don't.
Beer is good and you decide to drink the rest of the evening.

TheJokerIsWild · #2 08-31-2007, 03:34 AM

Wow, was that poetry? Beautiful.

thac · #3 08-31-2007, 03:37 AM

Lol I [censored] love haikus

ughaulkghalugh · #4 08-31-2007, 04:10 AM

lol this [censored] should go on a livejournal or xanga
I CUT MY WRIST

apefish · #5 08-31-2007, 04:15 AM

Obviously time for one of our mspaint/poster artists to make this into one.

Donks.
They don't die.

The artistry of course will come from the picture selection.

plzleenowhammy · #6 08-31-2007, 04:16 AM

oh i thought it was gonna be they don't die, they multiply. like bebe's kids

yabastid · #7 08-31-2007, 04:12 AM

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Lol I [censored] love haikus

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not a haiku. they are 5,7,5 for number of syllables per line.

osh · #8 08-31-2007, 04:15 AM

Syllables must die also then.

thac · #9 08-31-2007, 04:22 AM

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not a haiku. they are 5,7,5 for number of syllables per line.

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Yeah but this is close enough, its's 6, 8, 7, 8, 7, 6, 9, 9, 9, 5, 6, 11, 13.

RedneckCracka · #10 08-31-2007, 08:26 AM

I thought story ends, you drink 8-10 beers, and push all in with crap and hit str8 flush on some dude with AK in same suit, and you end up big winner for the night!