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do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
live game is tightish with a couple loose spots but everyone is terrible. it folds to the sb. i have seen him do things like donk middle pair into a field of 5.
he asks if i want to chop[**]. i shake my head no[***]. he completes, i check 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]. *FLOP* is 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] he checks, i bet, he calls. *TURN* is 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] he donks, i raise, he calls. *RIVER* is 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] he donks [**] when it folds to the blinds in a live game, players will often agree to just take their blinds back and move on to the next hand. this is called chopping. [***] blah blah table image, blah blah can't beat the rake. i've read more about it than you care to imagine (b&m forum ftw) and i don't care: hu is fun. opening from the sb against a nit in the bb is super fun. the "tags" make huge mistakes hu, and the fish are trivial to exploit (i have showdown value i bet.) (and btw, that "no flop, $1 drop" bs at bay101 makes me want to punch babies.) |
#2
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
lameasaurus rex.
chop. there's now a chance i might hate you. |
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
[ QUOTE ]
lameasaurus rex. there's now a chance i might hate you. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] as a peace offering, i offer an fyp: [ QUOTE ] chop. the hand plays differently after that. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] lameasaurus rex. there's now a chance i might hate you. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] as a peace offering, i offer an fyp: [ QUOTE ] chop. the hand plays differently after that. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] hehe [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] incidentally, i chop for to save time and get to the next big multiway pot which is where the real $$$ is and because it pleases the weak tight "tags" that are so easy to otherwise run over in non-chop situations. i don't care about beating the rake because wtfisrake? i forget the actual hand but i think you needed to raise the turn because he'll check the river. |
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] lameasaurus rex. there's now a chance i might hate you. [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] as a peace offering, i offer an fyp: [ QUOTE ] chop. the hand plays differently after that. [/ QUOTE ] [/ QUOTE ] hehe [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] incidentally, i chop for to save time and get to the next big multiway pot which is where the real $$$ is and because it pleases the weak tight "tags" that are so easy to otherwise run over in non-chop situations. i don't care about beating the rake because wtfisrake? i forget the actual hand but i think you needed to raise the river because wtfyhig. [/ QUOTE ] fmp |
#6
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
i raise the river and call a 3bet.
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#7
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
The NC thread is over thataway, nOOb.
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
grunch
Raise the river. The 7 doesn't change anything. He would 3 bet with the other 2 on the turn. |
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
raise river 7 doesn't complete any thing. 56 already had a straight.
No flop one dollar drop is ridiculous... Ill punch babies with you... |
#10
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Re: do you chop? no, i prefer to play my five deuce offsuit, kthx
raise it
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