SSNL POKER [cheese] thread SEPT

[ajmargarine]

Post your poker related low content, no content, off topic, non-EMO, junk, crap, misc., whines, etc. here.

Note, there's a lc thread for your emo stuff called SSNL [life].

[keikiwai]

FIRST!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciG-Xs7mBwU

and this is pure cheese... WTF LOL

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $281.30
keikiwai (BB): $201.75
UTG: $120.45
CO: $285.90
BTN: $100.50

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">CO raises to $6.00</font>, BTN folds, SB folds, keikiwai calls $4.00

Flop: ($13) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
keikiwai checks, CO checks

Turn: ($13) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $30.00</font>, keikiwai calls $20.00

River: ($73) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai bets $50.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $249.90</font>, keikiwai calls all-in for $115.75
Uncalled bet of $84.15 returned to CO

Pot Size: $404.50 ($2 Rake)

CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$201.75)
keikiwai had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Threes) and WON (+$200.75)

[Fonkey123]

LOOK WHAT I MADE!

[Kowalski]

What language, Fonkey?

[Fonkey123]

[ QUOTE ]
What language, Fonkey?

[/ QUOTE ]

C++

[blah-blah-blah]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
What language, Fonkey?

[/ QUOTE ]

C++

[/ QUOTE ]

r u taking comp sci this semester?

[keikiwai]

i just pushed Q9o for 1/2 a stack vs a shorty

i was looking at the wrong table and thought i had JJ

[ajmargarine]

Wow. $5k overlay in the FT 50-50 tonite. Woot.

[goofyballer]

<font class="small">Code:</font><hr /><pre>public class FonkeyDonkey {
public static void main(String[] args) {
System.out.println(" O O\n");
System.out.println(" --\n");
for (int i = 0; i &lt; 3; i++) {
String mid = "", pre = "";
if (i == 2)
mid = "____";
else
for (int j = i; j &lt; 3; j++)
mid += " ";
for (int k = 0; k &lt; i; k++)
pre += " ";
System.print(pre + "__" + mid + "__\n");
}
}
}</pre><hr />

Ballin.

[BGnight]

This guy is 22/11/4
I honestly don't know if he's value betting or bluffing here

PokerStars Game #11803400672: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/08/31 - 23:49:24 (ET)
Table 'Hercules V' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: BGnight ($867.20 in chips)
Seat 2: Reefypoopoo ($471.90 in chips)
Seat 3: duckworth1 ($400 in chips)
Seat 4: YelloSub ($374 in chips)
Seat 5: lah11 ($107.30 in chips)
Seat 6: brianm15 ($404.70 in chips)
Reefypoopoo: posts small blind $2
duckworth1: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to BGnight [Th Jc]
YelloSub: folds
lah11: calls $4
brianm15: folds
BGnight: raises $12 to $16
Reefypoopoo: calls $14
duckworth1: folds
lah11: calls $12
*** FLOP *** [As 2h Js]
Reefypoopoo: checks
lah11: checks
BGnight: checks
*** TURN *** [As 2h Js] [Ac]
Reefypoopoo: checks
lah11: checks
BGnight: checks
*** RIVER *** [As 2h Js Ac] [4h]
Reefypoopoo: bets $32
lah11: folds
BGnight: calls $32
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Reefypoopoo: shows [7c 7h] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
BGnight: shows [Th Jc] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
BGnight collected $113 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $116 | Rake $3
Board [As 2h Js Ac 4h]
Seat 1: BGnight (button) showed [Th Jc] and won ($113) with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 2: Reefypoopoo (small blind) showed [7c 7h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sevens
Seat 3: duckworth1 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: YelloSub folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: lah11 folded on the River
Seat 6: brianm15 folded before Flop (didn't bet)