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beat: swallowed diamond ?
here's the story
I was at the gym and saw something sparkle on the ground. I walked over and picked it up. it looked like a diamond, but was probably fake. nonetheless, I put it in my sock to examine it when I got home. I forgot about it and a few days later (today) while doing my laundry it fell out of my sock. I didn't really know what to do to test if it was real except to scratch it. so I tried with various objects, including a rock that might have been quartz. it didn't scratch, so I took a shower. for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in. soapy water trickled down my lip and I spit to get it off, but I almost spit out the 'diamond.' I quick sucked in to save it, but accidentally sucked in some water and swallowed the rock. what do I do now?? should I try to throw up? forget about it? wait for it to pass through and try to find it? |
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it didn't scratch, so I took a shower. [/ QUOTE ] quality sentence |
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
" for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in."
This is a leak. |
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
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" for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in." This is a leak. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
Snorting diamonds is way more baller than swallowing them.
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
It might still be real. Diamonds have to be properly cut to give the sparkle in that pic.
Good puke pics tho. Way to prove the doubters wrong! |
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
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for some reason I put it in my mouth before I got in. [/ QUOTE ]Are you a toddler or something? OOOH DA SHINEY MEOW MEOW. |
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
So all you have to do around here for props is swallow something dumb, puke it up, and post pics/trip report?
I'm off to eat a gold watch. brb. |
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Re: beat: swallowed diamond ?
what the hell did you eat?
sour kraut? |
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