Oh god I have to poop

[Himself]

And one my roommates is in our one bathroom putting makeup on. I'm really close to pooping my pants. I also tried a "McChurger" and it's pretty mediocre.

[runningmarvel]

pics of (supposedly male) roommate putting make up on, plz

[bmwguy525]

Tell him to hurry up and GTFO.

[Golden_Rhino]

Beat: roommate is a tranny.

[Conspire]

Tell her the mall is on fire.


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[4_2_it]

Call her cell phone. When she leaves to answer it, commandeer that bathroom soldier.

[Poopy_Pants]

poop in pants obv

[MissChriss]

Do 1boy1cup?

[Himself]

okay, i made it, but i plugged the toilet. also, the roommate in question is a girl, i should have made that clear. not a brag, i live with my gf [hudge beat] and one of her friends.