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major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
The government in the state of michigan shuts down at midnight tonight because of some stupid ish.
beat: no liquor. Stores can sell their remaining stock, but they can't import any liquor into the state until the govt is back up. double beat: no cigarettes, same reason as above. HUGE BEAT: I STILL HAVE TO PAY [censored] TAXES WTFBASTARD?!?!?! brag: hmmmm . . . can't think of a big one. No state police so speeding is less risky? variance: can still buy beer and the casinos stay open. |
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
WHAT THE [censored]!!! ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS NO CIGARETTES??? I JUST MOVED TO THIS [censored] STATE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE [censored], I MEAN SERIOUSLY OH MY [censored] GOD!
YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT??? |
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
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WHAT THE [censored]!!! ARE YOU [censored] SERIOUS NO CIGARETTES??? I JUST MOVED TO THIS [censored] STATE!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE [censored], I MEAN SERIOUSLY OH MY [censored] GOD! YOU ARE KIDDING RIGHT??? [/ QUOTE ] not kidding |
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
This is really funny, imo.
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
NT! for governor!
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
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NT! for governor! [/ QUOTE ] Yes, we need a chain smoking drunk dude as soon as possible!!! |
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
The Indian casinos are staying open but I think the Detroit casinos are shutting down. We're currently stocking up on booze and when that runs out we're driving 120mph to indiana to buy more.
We'll also be robbing a few banks, anyone want in? |
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
Im down with robbing a bank, I live right in the thumb, [censored] [censored] [censored] this is [censored] madness!
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
Have fun paying way more taxes for the next ten years guys.
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Re: major beat: no more liquor or cigarettes
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Have fun paying way more taxes for the next ten years guys. [/ QUOTE ] Well, I was looking for a reason to move somewhere else anyway. Thanks for the shove out the door state gov't! |
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