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Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
Rachel Ray is evil. That's all I can figure.
My wife watches "30 Minute Meals" every day, even though she can't prepare any meal that doesn't end in "___-Helper" (Hamburger Helper, Tuna Helper, etc). She buys every magazine that has Rachel Ray on the cover. Now there's a talk show, as well. I'm sitting on the computer, and she's watching YouKnowWho on the tv. Suddenly, the tv goes mute. I turn around to see if wifey is still in the room. She is. I'm confused. I look at the tv, where there's a close-up of a syringe going into an old lady's nose. "AAAARRRRRGGGHHHH! WTF are you watching???" "Rachel Ray. That's why I muted it, I knew you didn't want to see/hear what they were doing." "And you still watch it??? She's got you under her spell, I swear to Christ!" Wifey really gets upset when I crack jokes about the size of Rachel Ray's mouth. "What are you watching, The Muppets?", or, "Looks like 'Jaws' coming at us!" |
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
She eats way too much of the food she makes. Serving for four, no problem, I'll eat it....
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
Start talking about how much you want to bang her. Your wife will find a new show in no time.
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
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Start talking about how much you want to bang her. Your wife will gain 30 lbs and start dressing like a gypsy in no time. [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
She better be a demon in the sack because I don't see much else that's good about her. I'm talking about Rachel Ray, not your wife.
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
Rachel Ray is evil, especially during her college years.
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
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She better be a demon in the sack because I don't see much else that's good about her. I'm talking about Rachel Ray, not your wife. [/ QUOTE ] I can vouch for the fact that OP's wife is indeed a demon in the sack. |
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
giada > rachel ray
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
Mouth is WAY too big. Terts are awesome though.
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Re: Rachel Ray has my wife under a spell
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giada >>>>>>>> rachel ray [/ QUOTE ] FYP. She too needs to stop the orgasmic eating though, there's no way she'd be that thin if she loved food that much, no one has that much willpower. |
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