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my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
okay this is what is happening
my parents are out with family friends, and theyll be back any minute so i need your help Here's some background: see, i volunteer on my sisters softball team (im 21, the girls are 16) and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in common, sometimes i help her with homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick ... anyways So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my virginity, so i ask her to have sex "no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, PLUSS ill give you 2 gamecube games if you say yes" So I give her super monkey ball and zelda wind waker, and then she goes to my room. She's a bit confused and scared. Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz I heard you need to lube up otherwise it wont fit in properly. Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lose my virginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her cooter, now shes saying i burned it. I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guys are really smart and please help me Any idea how to shut her up? Should I give her another gamecube game? |
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAA IM [censored] CRYING
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
EIGHT MINUTES???
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
btw, she doesn't really sound like 'your girlfriend'
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
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btw, she doesn't really sound like 'your girlfriend' [/ QUOTE ] Wow, this is actually a serious reply. |
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
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Should I give her another gamecube game? [/ QUOTE ] this is probably your best bet. sorry man - very tough situation |
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
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[ QUOTE ] btw, she doesn't really sound like 'your girlfriend' [/ QUOTE ] Wow, this is actually a serious reply. [/ QUOTE ]DOOD DA GAMECUBE GAMES |
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
thanks for the encouragement guys, hope you laughed
btw this thread was shipped from the internets for your viewing pleasure by your boy Evenkeal holla |
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Re: my girlfriend is crying, help bbv
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thanks for the encouragement guys, hope you laughed btw this thread was shipped from the internets for your viewing pleasure by your boy Evenkeal holla [/ QUOTE ]Well done sir. fwiw, my original 'serious' comments we're a joke. |
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