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OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
1) you are in bed with a girl and all youre thinking is "I got the nuts, im goin all in".
-AMT and manchild next? |
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
eh ok? funny? noooooooot
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
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1) you are looking at porn and all youre thinking is "I got the nuts, im goin all in". -AMT and manchild next? [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
this story is gonna come off weird, but i think its interesting:
a little while ago i was really [censored] up... just weed and booze but i was really gone and tired at like 5am... i was banging this chick and would close my eyes and start thinking the sex was like a poker game... and then i would get really confused because i would be like how do i win? and then id snap out of it... this makes it sound like im a meth head, but its more like when youre having a conversation when youre really tired and you start half-dreaming and the two levels of conciousness kinda blend together... it was trippy. also, regarding purchasing things i always think of it in poker terms to make me feel better... like i want to buy a wii and im just like, meh, its just a squeeze or a raise and a c-bet... for this reason i buy a ton of dumb [censored]... |
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
bigt,
I've never taken meth, but it sounds more like weed than meth. If you were REALLY confused, then it sounds like acid. AMT, It's because you are from Maryland. |
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
you know youre a poker player when.... you start calling your credit card's life insurance a rakeback.
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
you have no respect for money whatsoever. you look at money as an endless supply of tokens in a token economy where the prizes are next to endless.
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
I don't think I'm a poker player, [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img].
Yugoslav |
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
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this story is gonna come off weird, but i think its interesting: a little while ago i was really [censored] up... just weed and booze but i was really gone and tired at like 5am... i was banging this chick and would close my eyes and start thinking the sex was like a poker game... and then i would get really confused because i would be like how do i win? and then id snap out of it... this makes it sound like im a meth head, but its more like when youre having a conversation when youre really tired and you start half-dreaming and the two levels of conciousness kinda blend together... it was trippy. also, regarding purchasing things i always think of it in poker terms to make me feel better... like i want to buy a wii and im just like, meh, its just a squeeze or a raise and a c-bet... for this reason i buy a ton of dumb [censored]... [/ QUOTE ] ive had similar experiences on both accounts....and my mom is canadian. craaaazy |
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Re: OT: you know youre a poker player (or just SNGer?) when....
Ur at a bar, buying tonnes of shots for random people standing near by, and just saying "who cares, it's just some american's money anyway."
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