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post the nerdiest joke you know
what did the chemist get arrested for when he mixed sodium chloride with nickel metal hydride?
White: <font color="white">assault and battery! </font> |
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So if y = (r^3)/3, and if you solve the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think that you'll be pleasantly suprised.
y = r^3/3 dy/dr = 3r^2/3 = r^2 dy = r dr r Or har dee har har |
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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So if y = (r^3)/3, and if you solve the rate of change in this curve correctly, I think that you'll be pleasantly suprised. y = r^3/3 dy/dr = 3r^2/3 = r^2 dy = r dr r Or har dee har har [/ QUOTE ] winnnnnar |
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Does a poem count?
Poor Paulie made a big mistake Now Paulie is no more He drank what he thought was H20 It was H2SO4 |
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Does a poem count? Poor Paulie made a big mistake Now Paulie is no more He drank what he thought was H20 It was H2SO4 [/ QUOTE ] http://www.tourniquet.net/audio/07__Acid_Head.mp3 |
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
Old one:
Two atoms were setting out on vacation when one of them suddenly turned to the other. "We have to go back! I forgot my electron!" She yelled. "Are you sure?" The other atom asked. "Yes, I'm positive!!" (Badumdum tish) |
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Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?
Answer: <font color="white">Because 31 OCT = 25 DEC</font> |
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
A dairy company wishes to up milk production hires a chemist, an engineer, and a physicist to each come up with plans. After six months a meeting is held where the results of their individual researches are to be presented to the company's board of directors.
The chemist presents his results. He has come up with a feed additive that results in both a 6% increase in milk output as well as milk that lasts 8% longer before spoilage. Next the engineer presents his design modifications of the milking machine, which can milk cows at a 7% higher rate than previous designs, and also reduces teat chafing, leading to less agitated, and hence more productive cows. Lastly, the physicist wheels in a large blank chalkboard, upon which he draws a large circle and says: "Assume a spherical cow . . ." |
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Re: post the nerdiest joke you know
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A dairy company wishing to up milk production and hiring a chemist, an engineer, and a physicist to each come up with plans. After six months a meeting is held where the results of their individual reseraches are to be presented to the company's board of directors. The chemist presents his results. He has come up with an feed additive that results in both a 6% increase in milk output as well as milk that lasts 8% longer before spoilage. Next the engineer presents his design modifications of the milking machine, which can milk cows at a 7% higher rate than previous designs, and also reduces teat chaffing, leading to less agitated, and hence more productive cows. Lastly, the physicist wheels in a large blank chalkboard, upon which he draws a large circle and says: "Assume a spherical cow . . ." [/ QUOTE ] I can't stop laughing at this. |
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