Being a Wingman.

adsman · #1 04-21-2006, 09:49 AM

A friend of mine has just sent me a text begging me to be his wingman tonight. He says he has three 'hot' Czech girls to go out with and nobody to back him up. There is one problem. He is currently living in Switzerland . About a four hour drive from where I am.

Do I go and be a wingman for my buddy?
If two of the three girls are unattractive, what should be his punishment?

MattSuspect · #2 04-21-2006, 09:52 AM

Multiple points here:

1) Just go hang out with your friend and have fun.
2) 3 for 2, unless one of you is really lucky, is going to be a letdown, no way they leave one girl to the fringe. Consider bringing a friend of yours, if not just for the company of the drive.
3)If the 2/3 thing happens, punch him in the shoulder and make him buy you breakfast, and presumably whichever of the bruisers you end up sleeping with.

captZEEbo · #3 04-21-2006, 09:52 AM

odds of getting laid are?

compared to odds you normally get laid within 15 mins of your house

Gunny Highway · #4 04-21-2006, 09:54 AM

If you even consider making a 4-hour drive with a few hours notice, you're on helluva friend.

MDoranD · #5 04-21-2006, 09:55 AM

If theyre ugly? Id reccomend one of these--

adsman · #6 04-21-2006, 09:59 AM

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3)If the 2/3 thing happens, punch him in the shoulder and make him buy you breakfast, and presumably whichever of the bruisers you end up sleeping with.

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This is the point. I will probably have to sleep with one as they are all staying at his house. I forgot to mention that he recently joined an online club called 'couchsurfers' or something, where you basicly leave your details and complete strangers come and sleep in your home and you can do likewise. He tried to talk me into doing it as well but I told him not to be insane.

He broke up with his girlfriend a few months ago, so I think that his definition of hot could be somewhat skewed.

I have no friends close by who speak English.

MattSuspect · #7 04-21-2006, 10:00 AM

haha @ "have to sleep with" anyhoo, have him send you the pictures.

adsman · #8 04-21-2006, 10:03 AM

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haha @ "have to sleep with" anyhoo, have him send you the pictures.

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Fair enough. What I meant was that if they are unattractive then I'll 'have to' sleep with them. Pictures are a good idea. Will get him to do that now.

El Diablo · #9 04-21-2006, 02:13 PM

ads,

What else are you going to do? Can you hang out there for a few days if you have fun?

adsman · #10 04-21-2006, 02:16 PM

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ads,

What else are you going to do? Can you hang out there for a few days if you have fun?

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It's Geneva. You ever been there? It sucks. Also I'm going to the San Marino Grand prix on Sunday.
I got him to link me up some pictures. They're not czech - they're Canadian. They have big bottoms. Now, I like a good-sized bottom, something to hold onto. But these girls look as if they put it away for the winter but the winter never came. I had to let him down.