WhatTheFisWithMyWife?

[WTFIWMW]

For obvious reasons, I want to stay anonymous.

When I SIIHP, it hurts her. appropriate foreplay is used. it's worse if we don't do it for a while. we're using lube and condom. I know some of it might be her worrying that it's going to hurt and tightening those muscles but why does it hurt in the first place? It hurts less if we do it more often.

some facts: she's never been w/anyone else; we've been married for several years and have at least one child but not a bunch; she frequently has excuses about why we can't SIIHP- eg. period, tired, headache, rather just make out, etc.

So WTFIWMW OOT?

[Fryguy]

blowjobs are awesome.

[WTFIWMW]

sorry, W thinks those are gross. she'd do it reluctantly b4 wedding. wasn't very good at it but i was hoping as she got more comfortable she'd improve. no dice. and actually, after a few years she just stopped and won't do it regardless of pointing out that I'd give up SIIHP if she'd SIIHM.

[Anacardo]

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sorry, W thinks those are gross. she'd do it reluctantly b4 wedding. wasn't very good at it but i was hoping as she got more comfortable she'd improve. no dice. and actually, after a few years she just stopped and won't do it regardless of pointing out that I'd give up SIIHP if she'd SIIHM.

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Shadowy cabal of potential men:

Sounds like you done made your bed well, well in advance. Prepare to lie in it. I really don't know what to tell you. Your wife doesn't seem to like doin' it very much.

[WTFIWMW]

"you done made your bed well, well in advance"

no, she did by lying about what she was willing to do or changing her mind about what she was willing to do.

[dcasper70]

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no, she did by lying about what she was willing to do or changing her mind about what she was willing to do.

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She was willing, she did it, so she didn't lie.
And that changing minds thing, gimme a break... If you're not aware of this female trait, you've been living in a closet...

How about you shove a broomstick up your ass so you can see why she might not like it. Or have you tried that and it reinforces your position?

[Spladle]

WTFIWMY,

Is your penis abnormally large?

[WTFIWMW]

I don't think so: [ QUOTE ]
Is your penis abnormally large?

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if anything it's average or slightly below.

[dblgutshot]

I can't really figure out why this needs an anonymous account.

[WTFIWMW]

i have enough posts that some1 who knows me could figure out who I am from reading my posts.