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03-09-2006, 02:36 PM
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Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
One of the people in my department is from Ukraine and she always asks me what different phrases mean. This gets really wierd sometimes as she will occasionally ask what does "dirty sanchez" mean.
So in an effort to help her, I am looking to gather as many phrases in as many subjects as possible. Examples of ones I have already: URINATING- Draining the lizard/weasel/snake/trouser snake DEFECATING- Taking the Browns to the Super Bowl Dropping the Cosby kids off at the pool Pumping a deuce SEX- Horizontal Mambo No Pants Dance Beast with two backs Things like that. Please add anything you use in your normal day or have heard used in conversation before. 
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03-09-2006, 03:02 PM
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Re: Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
when someone is doing something and they look like a [censored] or they look clueless you can say:
"You look like a bear jerking off with gloves on" "You look like a monkey f*cking a football"
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03-09-2006, 03:03 PM
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Re: Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
one time my uncle called black people "moon crickets"
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03-09-2006, 02:40 PM
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Re: Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
When back in Sweden over Christmas my mom was confused when I went to "drop the kids off at the pool." Once I explained it to her she then told me what they used to call it "choking a negro" back in her day, prior to political correctness and what not.
Swede
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03-09-2006, 02:45 PM
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Re: Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
When I was in grad school, there were a few French guys that I was friends with. It was awesome teaching them and watching them learn and misuse new American language. My best friend at the time had this absolute bitch of a girlfriend who only wanted him because he had a French accent. She hated me for Americanizing him so much, especially with swearwords.
The best, I think was when I'd tell him not to "fck sht up" or "you really [censored] that up good and hard". He thought that was all one verb and would use it like "I'm really fuckshitupping this one."
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03-09-2006, 02:42 PM
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Re: Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
releasing hostages
evicting dirty tennants
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03-09-2006, 02:43 PM
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Re: Slang Terms and Colloquialisms
Placing a piece of saran wrap on a person's chest and defecating onto it to induce a sexual reaction
Cleveland Steamer The act of defecating in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then [censored] the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of excrement and spunk Hot Lunch
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03-09-2006, 02:49 PM
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