I'll be your project

aquakitty · #1 03-09-2006, 11:14 AM

In another thread, several people said that they could teach anyone to beat the 11's in a day. I'll be your project.

I'll give you a month. I will do what you say, you will teach me to beat the 11's. I'm a very smart guy, have a very small bankroll and challenge you to make me a winning elevener.

What's in it for you?

Not much, honestly. You turn a no-name, newb 2+2er into a winner and I'll give you none* of my profits for the first month.

I dare you to turn aquakitty into a champion.

-AK

*Edit: Changed "a chunk" to "none" as money is not enough incentive for the one who accepts this challenge. Instead, he must seek honor.

pergesu · #2 03-09-2006, 11:16 AM

Honestly the "chunk of profits" that anyone would make off an $11 player is not worth the time it'd take. I'd only teach framily and close friends, because then it's not about the cash. gl though.

aquakitty · #3 03-09-2006, 11:19 AM

This is not about profit for you. It is about profit for me.

You get honor. I get honor and profit.

Who dares?

-AK

Ixnert · #4 03-09-2006, 11:21 AM

Well, at least you're honest.

But I'm already busy trying to teach my wife to beat the 11s....

pergesu · #5 03-09-2006, 11:22 AM

rofl, reduce the incentives, awesome.

hrm..maybe curtains will do this!

bones · #6 03-09-2006, 11:28 AM

I'll do it for a grand. 1200 if i talk to you for 15 minutes and don't like you.

soma_ · #7 03-09-2006, 11:31 AM

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I'll do it for a grand. 1200 if i talk to you for 15 minutes and don't like you.

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Noice!

aquakitty · #8 03-09-2006, 11:56 AM

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I'll do it for a grand.

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At this point, I'm not willing to accept money for this honor. Should nobody dare to take on this quest, bidding will start at $1000.

Who dares?

-AK

Nicholasp27 · #9 03-09-2006, 12:02 PM

i'll do it for $999, even if i don't like you after 15 minutes

Blarg · #10 03-09-2006, 12:08 PM

Heheh I like the idea of it being a better deal if they don't get paid than if they do.

I'm sure many people have tried this sort of thing, but the hourly rates tend to be prohibitively high, especially for a low stakes player. There doesn't seem to be a lot of charity going around, but good luck in your efforts to find some.