Yes, Sir, I'll pay $300 to see both your holecards

[PokerFink]

So I'm playing 5/10nl at Venetian tonight. I limp behind a couple other limpers with QJhh, and this lagtard makes it 50 from the blinds. I call along with some others.

The flop comes jack high with a heart. Lagtard bets 250, I'm the only caller.

The turn brings a low heart. Lagtard now stuffs for 1600 into a pot of about 750. His range is wide enough that I'm considering a call, thinking about it for about a minute, when lagtard makes the following offer:

Lagtard: "I'll show you a card for $100."
Me: "Umm....."
Lagtard: "How about I show you both my cards for $300."
Me: "Really?"
Lagtard: "Sure."

Obviously I jump at this. I give him the $300, and he flips over...

A2hh. No pair. Just a flush draw.

Um... thanks bud. I cover you, I call.

River bricks, ship it.