Brag: passed drug test with no special aids

[AsH_KeTcHuM]

So I blaze it a couple of times a week on average, then I got a job offer on relatively short notice and was instructed to take a drug test within 48 hours. I had smoked the day before my interview, and so I went out looking for those drinks that supposedly make you pass a drug test but I couldn't find any.

So I did the next best thing and googled that [censored]. I cam up with drinking a full glass of water every hour for the full 24 hours before, and also an antio-oxidant drink with the water. I even set my alarm clock at night so i would wake up every hour to drink and piss.

I was told by a few friends that this method left method left me with no chance but lo and behold I passed that sumbitch..........WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[ebepse]

well grats for not having special aids but do you have regular aids?

[mbillie1]

dood for future reference, Certo liquid fruit pectin (used for canning fruit), you can get it at walmart for like $3... just mix a pack with water, drink 2-3 hours before test. tastes like unsweetened lemonade, works like a charm (not for yayo tho)

[AsH_KeTcHuM]

ya i heard that about Certo AFTER i took the test... good lookin out tho

[diebitter]

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well grats for not having special aids but do you have regular aids?

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you barstidge I was gonna say that.

[AsH_KeTcHuM]

both of you, I only let your mothers dome me up and I don't think AIDS is transferable that way... so I should be good IMO