Beat: Having to live in a city with this guy

[ChrisV]

Toilet Duck?

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

hehe, awesome.

[Five-Star]

Intensive Correction Order? What is this? Something like community service? Since the beginning of the article says he missed jail and the last paragraph says he got 12 months..

[ChrisV]

It's sort of like being on parole for 12 months without having been in prison first. Plus you have to complete work programs and rehab and suchlike.

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An Intensive Correction Order (ICO) is an imprisonment sentence served in the community. In the hierarchy of sentencing, it sits directly under imprisonment.

Under the core conditions of an ICO offenders must:

* report to or receive visits from a Community Corrections Officer twice weekly
* perform unpaid community work and/or participate in treatment as directed by a Community Corrections Officer for 12 hours each week
* participate in any special condition imposed by the court to attend one or more prescribed programs.

Of the 12 hours, eight of these must be spent performing unpaid community work. Part or all of the remaining four hours can involve programs relevant to the offender's offending behaviour, such as assessment and treatment for drug/alcohol issues. If such treatment programs are not applicable, the offender must complete 12 hours of unpaid community work each week.

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[Himself]

What the [censored] is a toilet duck bottle?

[Lazy Meatball]

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What the [censored] is a toilet duck bottle?

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known for it's duck like neck that was effective at distributing cleaner underneath the inner rim of toilets. I recall commercials from my youth that involved a cartoon duck flying a WWI era biplane (complete with goggles and scarf) shouting "Quack Quack" while battling toilet stains.

I imagine it's interesting neck shape might make for a convenient sex toy to some drunk Aussie high on LSD and amphetamines.

[Himself]

It all makes sense now, thank you.