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[luckyjimm]

I mean what is this [censored]????

Game #5545351624: Omaha PL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/14 - 19:51:22 (UK)
Table "Ferrero" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: Tobia1912 ($70 in chips)
Seat 2: Malc013 ($20.35 in chips)
Seat 3: Heath2003 ($13.55 in chips)
Seat 4: _rastaman ($27.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Luckyjimm ($48 in chips)
Seat 6: baune1 ($55.25 in chips)
Tobia1912: posts small blind $0.25
Malc013: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [Ks Jc 4h Kd]
Heath2003: calls $0.50
_rastaman: calls $0.50
Luckyjimm: calls $0.50
baune1: folds
Tobia1912: calls $0.25
Malc013: raises to $3
Heath2003: folds
_rastaman: calls $2.50
Luckyjimm: calls $2.50
Tobia1912: folds
----- FLOP ----- [4s Jh 3d]
Malc013: bets $10
_rastaman: raises to $20
Luckyjimm: raises to $45 and is all-in
Malc013: is all-in $7.35
_rastaman: is all-in $4.70
Returned uncalled bets $20.30 to Luckyjimm
----- TURN ----- [4s Jh 3d][Td]
----- RIVER ----- [4s Jh 3d Td][Qc]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Luckyjimm: shows [Ks Jc 4h Kd] (Two Pairs, Jacks and Fours, Queen high)
Malc013: shows [Ad Jd 9h 9c] (A Pair of Jacks, Ace high)
_rastaman: shows [Kh Ac 3s 2h] (A Straight, Ace high)
_rastaman collected $14.70 from Side pot #1
_rastaman collected $59.05 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $76.75 Main pot $59.05 Side pot #1 $14.70 | Rake $3
Board [4s Jh 3d Td Qc]
Seat 1: Tobia1912 (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Malc013 (big blind) showed [Ad Jd 9h 9c] and lost with A Pair of Jacks, Ace high
Seat 3: Heath2003 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: _rastaman showed [Kh Ac 3s 2h] and won ($73.75) with A Straight, Ace high
Seat 5: Luckyjimm showed [Ks Jc 4h Kd] and lost with Two Pairs, Jacks and Fours, Queen high
Seat 6: baune1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[luckyjimm]

Vengeance is mine!!!!!!

Game #5545351904: Omaha PL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/14 - 19:54:45 (UK)
Table "Ferrero" Seat 4 is the button.
Seat 1: Tobia1912 ($69.50 in chips)
Seat 3: Heath2003 ($11.95 in chips)
Seat 4: _rastaman ($71.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Luckyjimm ($25 in chips)
Seat 6: baune1 ($55.25 in chips)
Luckyjimm: posts small blind $0.25
baune1: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [7s 5s Ks 7c]
Tobia1912: folds
Heath2003: calls $0.50
_rastaman: calls $0.50
Luckyjimm: calls $0.25
baune1: checks
----- FLOP ----- [3s 6s 4d]
rybboo joins the table at seat #2
Luckyjimm: bets $2
baune1: calls $2
Heath2003: folds
_rastaman: raises to $10
Luckyjimm: raises to $24.50 and is all-in
baune1: folds
_rastaman: calls $14.50
----- TURN ----- [3s 6s 4d][6c]
----- RIVER ----- [3s 6s 4d 6c][Kc]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Luckyjimm: shows [7s 5s Ks 7c] (A Straight, Seven high)
_rastaman: shows [5c 2h Qh 4h] (A Straight, Six high)
Luckyjimm collected $50.35 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $53 Main pot $50.35 Rake $2.65
Board [3s 6s 4d 6c Kc]
Seat 3: Heath2003 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: _rastaman (button) showed [5c 2h Qh 4h] and lost with A Straight, Six high
Seat 5: Luckyjimm (small blind) showed [7s 5s Ks 7c] and won ($50.35) with A Straight, Seven high
Seat 6: baune1 (big blind) folded on the Flop

[pokergrader]

Why do you have more than 2 cards?

[luckyjimm]

Not Rigged, Just Justice

Game #5545352084: Omaha PL ($0.25/$0.50) - 2007/09/14 - 19:56:41 (UK)
Table "Ferrero" Seat 6 is the button.
Seat 1: oliva666 ($50 in chips)
Seat 2: rybboo ($19 in chips)
Seat 3: Heath2003 ($9.45 in chips)
Seat 4: _rastaman ($44.70 in chips)
Seat 5: Luckyjimm ($50.35 in chips)
Seat 6: baune1 ($57.40 in chips)
rybboo: posts small blind $0.25
Heath2003: posts big blind $0.50
----- HOLE CARDS -----
dealt to Luckyjimm [Qc Qh 7s Ac]
_rastaman: raises to $1
Luckyjimm: raises to $2.50
baune1: folds
rybboo: folds
Heath2003: folds
_rastaman: calls $1.50
----- FLOP ----- [Js 7c 5c]
_rastaman: bets $5.75
Luckyjimm: raises to $23
_rastaman: raises to $40.25
Luckyjimm: raises to $47.85 and is all-in
_rastaman: is all-in $1.95
Returned uncalled bets $5.65 to Luckyjimm
----- TURN ----- [Js 7c 5c][Qs]
----- RIVER ----- [Js 7c 5c Qs][Jd]
----- SHOW DOWN -----
Luckyjimm: shows [Qc Qh 7s Ac] (A Full House, Queens full of Jacks)
_rastaman: shows [7h Kd 5d 5h] (A Full House, Fives full of Jacks)
Luckyjimm collected $87.15 from Main pot
----- SUMMARY -----
Total pot $90.15 Main pot $87.15 Rake $3
Board [Js 7c 5c Qs Jd]
Seat 2: rybboo (small blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Heath2003 (big blind) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: _rastaman showed [7h Kd 5d 5h] and lost with A Full House, Fives full of Jacks
Seat 5: Luckyjimm showed [Qc Qh 7s Ac] and won ($87.15) with A Full House, Queens full of Jacks
Seat 6: baune1 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[pennpal]

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Why do you have more than 2 cards?

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witchcraft

[AbreuTime]

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How do you have money?

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[luckyjimm]

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How do you have money?

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I got money by doing what the girl does at the end of Requiem for a Dream. It was kind of embarassing but I actually kind of liked it. And hey, needs must...

[Rob121]

hey luckyjimm will you stake me?

[PJo336]

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hey luckyjimm will you DIAGF ?

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[raging member]

yeah alright i have 2 pair let me go all in