Lost a 52/48. Do not read this thread, it sucks.

[KSOT]

Being the masochist I am I decided to grind the Pokerstars PLO tables for a little while. Lost every race, had a few boat under boat setups and generally got the [censored] kicked out of me. Decided to go even or go bust with my last $160. AND GO BUST I DID.


Poker Stars - Pot Limit Omaha Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $180.65
BB: $365.10
UTG: $56.55
MP: $174.40
CO: $166.40
BTN: $676.10

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $4.00</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $6.00</font>, CO calls $6.00, BTN folds, Hero calls $5.00, BB calls $4.00, UTG calls $2.00

Flop: ($30) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
Hero checks, BB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $28.50</font>, MP calls $28.50, CO folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $142.50</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $359.10</font>, UTG calls all-in for $22.05, MP folds, Hero calls all-in for $32.15
Uncalled bet of $184.45 returned to BB

Turn: ($642.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($642.80) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $642.80 ($3 Rake)

BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Sevens) and WON ($639.80)
UTG had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$56.55)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([Qs K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Js] (a flush, Ace high)) and LOST (-$180.65)


If my neighbors weren't 80 years old and deaf, I'm sure they would have come by to see if I was ok after the two screams I let loose with the turn and river cards.

Freaking 4 outter river! There goes my flipament funds...


p.s. I told you this thread sucks so why did you read it? Now I bet you're going to flame me but you have no right. NO RIGHT I SAY, YOU WERE WARNED!

[fredd-bird]

[x] first

[jfish]

last $160 on stars or in your bankroll?

[KSOT]

Just on Stars. I have plenty more on like 6 other sites.

Only reason I had any money on there to begin with is for the BBV flipaments. I [censored] hate pokerstars.

[KSOT]

Brag: After playing on the incredibly rigged Pokerstars I went over to the entirely non-rigged-despite-what-people-say Full Tilt to chase losses and have almost won it all back! Mostly off this poor fellow.


Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Omaha Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (BB): $53.90
SB: $223.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, SB calls $1.00

Flop: ($6) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $6.00</font>, SB calls $6.00

Turn: ($18) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $18.00</font>, SB calls $18.00

River: ($54) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets all-in for $26.90</font>, SB calls $26.90

Pot Size: $107.80 ($0.50 Rake)

Villain had [Kh Jc 4s 5c]
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Queens and Jacks) and won ($107.30)

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Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Omaha Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 2 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (BB): $106.30
SB: $170.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $5.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00

Flop: ($10) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $40.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $130.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $61.30
Uncalled bet of $28.70 returned to SB

Turn: ($212.60) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($212.60) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $212.60 ($0.50 Rake)

Villain had [Ac 7h Ad Qh]
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Eights and Sixes) and won ($212.10)

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Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Omaha Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $100.50
Hero (BB): $265.10
BTN: $45.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $3.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00

Flop: ($6) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $6.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $24.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $78.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $240.00</font>, SB calls all-in for $19.50
Uncalled bet of $142.50 returned to Hero

Turn: ($201) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($201) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $201.00 ($1 Rake)

Villain had [5h 3c Qc 6h]
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Fives) and won ($200)

Maybe I should stick to heads up &gt;_&gt;

[chicken10der]

you know those guitars that are, like, double guitars..you know?

[KSOT]

[x] double guitars
[x] diamond bucket
[x] new cafeteria staff
[x] tito fuente

[isapistola]

i wish all the retarded "bad beat" threads were named like this.

A+

[Craggoo]

[x] has higher post count than bankroll

[KSOT]

Incorrect sir. My bankroll is approx 6 times as large as my post count. I play $1/$2 because I'm a supernit.