What should I do???

[I Love Mr Slope]

Last night my mom came to visit, have dinner and stay the night so I picked her up from the train station. On the way home she gave me a stick of chewing gum and then I was telling her how much a jerk my neighbor is and how he always parks real [censored] in front of my house.

We pull up in front of my home and yet again the neighbor has put his dirty show-off [censored] Subaru Impreza right infront of my driveway.

My mom says "hell, here's an idea - why don't you take that gum and stick it over the keyhole on the driver side". So we both do that and make sure it's stuck all the way in and around the keyhole so it really [censored] up the look of his car. Then we run inside laughing.

This morning my neighbor's almost breaking down my door asking if I know anything about the keyhole (I've told him if he parks his car in front of my house I'm gonna [censored] it up, before) and of course I'm trying not to laugh so tell him no but my MOM is stood behind me nodding her head and pointing at me as if to say YES!!!

Neighbor says he's gonna call the cops today and get them to carry out a DNA test on the gum. What should I do? Admit to it and try to pay him off???

I'm really angry with my mom now [img]/images/graemlins/mad.gif[/img]