AHHHHHHHHH.. Thats better!!

[wardkaew]

WARNING: THis is pretty much just a sad bunch of brags..


So after this nasty downswing the last two weeks on stars my account was down to $600 when I logged on tonight.

The last couple of days I have lost every coinflip, missed every draw while opponents never misses theirs etc etc etc.. meh

SO, I have have 600 left and I decide to play it safe and start out with a

550+20 HU turbo sng

Against VictorRamdin (not sure if he the real one). Anways I start of pretty bad and is down to about 650 chips before I make a comeback and in the end we get all in with AK vs Victors K8 on a A8x board... AND my hand holds up, wtf:P
So I play another..






550+20 HU turbo sng

Against some decent reg.
Memorable hands: I call a river overbet with A3o on a JK385 board and take down a 960 chip pot vs AQ
Then we back and forth for a while with me in the lead and blinds getting big. He then limps with like 800 behind and I push in with J5. He snap calls with 88. Flop JJ5 LOL

So now Im starting to think Stars actually might have switced me from doom to boom. I mean last couple of days have been rough and with my acc being almost empty Stars might took mercy on me?! Anyway.. Now there a pretty good player sitting waiting at the 550´s and even tho Im runnin good (i hope) and not afraid to play anyone! I decide to wait a bit as there seem to be alot of action right now. I the see a unknown player at the..






220+10 HU turbo sng

I basicly never loses a pot. Once or twice I push him off the pot with nothing but the rest of the time Im hit right and left busting him quickly and riskfree.





550+20 HU sng
A donkey who I just saw lose at a higher limit joins me. Nice! First hand:

Dealt to Hero [6c 5d]
Hero: raises 20 to 40
Donkey: raises 85 to 125
Hero: calls 85
*** FLOP *** [4h 7s As]
Donkey: bets 180
Hero: raises 1195 to 1375 and is all-in
Donkey: folds

Basicly I just school him hard. Calling him down with for a 1k´ish pot with A high etc. Finally he get enough and open pushes into my aces.. haha







1100+30 HU sng

Against unknown. 8th hand or so: I click on the button with KTo. Villain 3-bets rather small and I take a flop of 7AK rainbow. He leads 3/4 pot. I call. Turn T. He quickly checks. I push. He snap calls with AQ and river is a BLANK??! sweet :P I then immediately sit at the

2200+50 HU sng

The same guy joins me. Even match early on then a big pot comes up: I click with Ac3h. He calls. Flop 4c2c7c. He leads out 60 and I pop to 180. He pushes and I call (lol) and spike a 5 on the river..
No time to waste now I go straight to another..

2200+50 HU sng

After a while Im joined by a guy ive seen play the 2k and 5k´s but dont think we have played.
Easy match!! [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] I take a good pot early with KK. Then on 10th hand or so:

Dealt to Hero [5s 5h]
Fish said, "AK THAT HAND?"
Hero: raises 20 to 40
Fish said, "OR QQ"
Fish: calls 20
*** FLOP *** [8s 7h 2h]
Fish: checks
Hero: checks
*** TURN *** [8s 7h 2h] [5d]
Fish: checks
Hero: bets 60
Fish: raises 180 to 240
Hero: raises 280 to 520
Hero said, "ak"
Fish: raises 400 to 920 and is all-in
Hero: calls 400
*** RIVER *** [8s 7h 2h 5d] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Fish: shows [5c 8h] (two pair, Eights and Sevens)
Hero: shows [5s 5h] (a full house, Fives full of Sevens)
Hero collected 1920 from pot
gg..








2200+50

Same guy joins me. I run better and crush him fairly easy. I limp AQ and he pushes his last 500 with A4.. obv AQ holds up gg



2200+50 HU sng

They all had enough and after some time waiting I open up 5knl 9-handed. Only 5-6 players tho. I sit in (with 1,1k ldo) for a couple of orbits untill Im joined in my sng by teacuppoker. I leave the cashgame when its my turn to blind up $600-700.
Now this guy teacup is a real pain in the ass! And this time is no diffent. I make two mistakes in the match. Both time when I call down on flop/turn with weak hands and he spikes a better pair o the river with npo draw at all. So that sucked. Jump to 25/50 blinds. He raises (like he has alot). I push 22 for 900ish. He calls with QQ ouch.. But Im like hey theres no way Im not winning. When I pick a flushdraw on the turn Im SURE its gonna hit.. But damn that donk broke my streak! sonovagoddambiacth


Cliffnotes:
Ran bad. 600 left in account
Win 7 straight HU´s and a little shortstacking 5knl
10,9k i account
Lose a HU
8,7k in account
Quit, gg, gnite all

[bigt2k4]

I thought this was going to be about Joakim Noah.

[wardkaew]

Maybe it still can? Who is he? [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[THEE_LIONN]

ONLY IN AMERICA

[f1sh4d1nner]

BEST THING I HAVE EVR READ-and my sarcasm meter is low

[PokerSoccer]

excellent BBV material, A+

[Jiganti]

tl;dr ban OP k bye.

[Trivial]

B+

[icanseeyourcards]

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excellent BBV material, A+

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cliffnotes?

[fozzy71]

[ QUOTE ]
Cliffnotes:
Ran bad. 600 left in account
Win 7 straight HU´s and a little shortstacking 5knl
10,9k i account
Lose a HU
8,7k in account
Quit, gg, gnite all


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those cliffnotes were right at the bottom of the OP.