Beat: I have the wierdest housemate ever.

[Asheh]

I have the wierdest housemate ever, i moved to a diffrent city on a placement so had to move in with some randoms, he has no social skills what soever, i try and tell him to just relax and make conversation, but i dunno about you guys, have you ever been around somone who embarraces you? Like you feel you have to but in and finish their lines so YOU dont get embarraced.

So first thing, I find out hes gay, his mom found out he was gay by finding some porn magasines on his bed. She warned him never to goto gayclubs etc, this was pretty wierd, but prolly normal if your comin out to ur parents.

Then, other day he just comes out with, "oh thats the date my mum died", im like wtf? your mums dead? hes like yeah im adopted, he failed to mention that his mum isnt actually is mum.

I called him narrow minded cause he likes Girls Aloud, i say there crap, he totally goes off on one. And other day, i was pissed and got him to perform a rap song, he actually writes his own songs and sings them, but NAPOLEON DYNAMITE STYLE.

So, im still tryin to get him to be a bit more normal, and other day were all havin a few drinks and he just comes out with:

"So, anyone here like spider sex?"

"............"

"WTF?"


If anyone can elabourate on what the hell spider sex is, it would be much appreciated.

This isnt the only thing hes said thats wierd, later i asked him what he was talking about when he said spider sex, he said he was making general conversation. But seriously. Ive never met somone more socially inept.


Cliffnotes:

I have a wierd housemate who asked everyone if they like spider sex, ive never met a more wierder person.

[edfurlong]

Can we get a bbv for foreigners forum?

[[Phill]]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...nkey+Sex+Party

A game which involves a group of men who masturbate fervently like Spider Monkeys until they ejaculate all over the wall. The winner is the first person to unload while the last has to lick up all the mess.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rm=spider+rape

8 males defiling a single female

Snow White was spider raped while she was sleeping by the seven dwarves and Doopey's friend from the club

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Those seem to be the two closest fitting answers.

For the record EVERYONE likes Girls Aloud - if they say otherwise they are in denial.

Their random addictive lines set to a fast paced beat you cant help but hum to means that they are about as adictive as crack.

Plus very very hot.

[Jazzy3113]

how did u find these randoms to room with? craigslist? just get your own place man

[DanJ.]

not all but lots of ghey ppl do wierd [censored] to get attention, ldo.

[TheJubilantMale]

From Dictionary.com

(spider seks): One of the strangest sex acts amongst humans. After the gay male fertilizes the females egg, the female eats the male. Supposedly much better than buttscks.