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05-10-2007, 04:46 AM
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What\'s your shortest amount of time between sexing different girls?
For me my record was about two hours.
Went to prom with one, nailed her in the Mitsubishi 3000GT, then got into a fight with her. Dropped her off and went over and nailed girl number two. Total time between the two, 2 hours. Brag: Girl two gave me a BJ and said I "smelled good" Beat: That was the only day of my like where I nailed two different chicks. Variance: I lasted for 10 minutes with girl one, 45 with girl two. 
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05-10-2007, 04:51 AM
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Re: What\'s your shortest amount of time between sexing different girls
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51 min.... long story... TR available if anyone cares... [/ QUOTE ] Don't tease us like that.
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05-10-2007, 04:51 AM
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Re: What\'s your shortest amount of time between sexing different girls
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3some ftw [/ QUOTE ] agree. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] when it wasnt one, around 1 hour and like 45 mins im guessing at a college party
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05-10-2007, 04:52 AM
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Re: What\'s your shortest amount of time between sexing different girls
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[ QUOTE ] 51 min.... long story... TR available if anyone cares... [/ QUOTE ] Don't tease us like that. [/ QUOTE ] ok, standby...
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05-10-2007, 04:58 AM
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Re: What\'s your shortest amount of time between sexing different girls
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] 51 min.... long story... TR available if anyone cares... [/ QUOTE ] Don't tease us like that. [/ QUOTE ] ok, standby... [/ QUOTE ]this is exciting
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#10
05-10-2007, 05:15 AM
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Re: What\'s your shortest amount of time between sexing different girls
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[ QUOTE ] 51 min.... long story... TR available if anyone cares... [/ QUOTE ] Don't tease us like that. [/ QUOTE ] I'm gonna go with the "Girl 1" and "Girl 2" thing cuz it seemed pretty easy to follow in another epic post... So I've been casually seeing girl one for about 6 months at this point, nothing serious, we were both still recovering from our last real relationships and just using each other as a mutual booty call. I'm not a big fan of that term, but it was literally just that. I never did $hit with this chic besides show up and fu(k her. So anyway, this was a weekly or bi-weekly thing... So one day, I go over to her new place, where I'd never been, we start at it, and her new roommate comes home, who I'd never met. The roommate knocks on the bedroom door, we cover up and she says "come in." I see this girl open the door, who is pretty cute, definitely better than the girl I was with who was nothing special, not bad, but nothing special. So Girl 1 says, "hey Girl 2....this is "my real name" and he would just love a 3some." Girl 2 sort of smiles, and me, being the [censored] I am, just sit there and don't really say a thing. I'm still trying to gauge Girl 1's seriousness and Girl 2's reaction. Before anything can really transpire, Girl 2's phone rings and she says something like "as you were" as she smiles and shut's the door to answer her cell. So Girl 1 and I continue with the sexytime....a few minutes later, her phone rings. She answers it and the dialog goes something like this "hello......oh hey......uhm now?......no that's fine" and then she hangs up. I'm like "who was that?" she goes "my boyfriend, he is gonna be here any minute." I'm like "WTF!?" I didn't know she had a boyfriend, and while I didn't care from an "infidelity" standpoint, I cared from a "getting my ass beat" standpoint. So I freak out, get dressed real quick and go wait in the living room while she gets dressed. She comes straight out of her bedroom and goes to the roommates room. She comes out about 1 or 2 minutes later and says "look...i'm sorry about all this, we can talk later but there's no time now. I feel real bad, and "Girl 2" says that if you want her, you can have her." I'm like "I can have her....wtf?" Meanwhile, girl 2 is still on the phone in her room. Girl 1 goes back to her room to do whatever, presumably rid the room of the aroma of intamacy and a minute or so later, the boyfriend shows up. I let him in, and pretend I'm there as a friend of Girl 2." The dude goes in to Girl 1's room and gets the sloppy seconds, I sit around there wondering what my play is. I go over to the fridge, and see a bunch of pics of Girl 2 with a real mean looking dude. Picture the guy in Training Day who asks Ethan Hawke if he's ever had his sh!t pushed in. He looked a lot like that. So I'm standing there contemplating my play. I can "have" this girl 2 if I want, but very likely subject myself to further drama, or I can slip out now and never talk to either of these chics again. Since I don't suffer blue balls (and I think its a myth) I decide to bolt. I get about 4 blocks away when Girl 1 calls me on my cell. "Where did you go?" she says. I'm like "its late, I should go.." when I'm really just thinking I don't want the crazy looking dude to feed me my nuts. She says "oh man..."Girl 2" really wanted to hang with you.." So I flip a b!tch, grab a sixer of bud light and go back. She meets me at the door, we make idle conversation for about 9 minutes. Then we go into her room and I have what, to this day, was the best sex of my life. I kept it going with girl 2 for a couple more months, never talked to girl 1 again. Just as an added bonus, Girl 1 is the first cousin of one of the Jackass cast members. Brag: obvious Beat: stuff like this hasn't happened to me in years and will never happen again.
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