Bluff Dog

[BuyFerrari]

Published with the permission of Vaaraton,the OP in a Finnish poker forum.

I want to buy a bluff dog for home poker games.
The dog must be able to smell bluff rather from a couple of meters distance. The smell identification must be based on stress hormones or some other secretion which the master can’t sense. The dog need not to know the rules of poker.
The other players must not suspect anything. Recommended ways to express the bluffer:staring,wagging his tail,by moving the ears. Not recommended ways:snarling,barking,biting,licking,jumping to lap,urinating on leg.
The dog must not wag its tail when the master likes his hand.
It’s beneficial if the dog is big enough to be seen over the table when he cruises smelling the players.Alternatively a small dog can express the bluffer by scratching the master’s leg with his paw.
More wishes:housetrained,kind,eats not too much. Advantageous if the dog can defend his master if the action will be discovered.
Also a bluff pig will do,or an other animal with a good scent. Possible offers and descriptions of the target on sale to this thread. No personal mails,thanks

[kemystery]

wait, what?

[GoldenIP]

Just when I thought 2+2 threads couldn't get any weirder.

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Dang it. Second.

[Bring_Me_Down]

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Just when I thought 2+2 threads couldn't get any weirder.

First.

Dang it. Second.

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heahae lol

ps. do u play w same sn on iPoker mr. goldennip

[Kilay]

I'd rather have it compatible with the internets

[Johnny Hughes]

Nobody is going to let a dog like that see their hand. If somebody brings a bluff dog, sprinkle common table pepper around your chair. I'm afraid the pit bull owners would see their chance creating a minor disruption. As someone who has studied intently every inch of those famous Poker Playing Dogs pictures, there is a great deal of learning available. They are found in an amazing number of outlaw poker joints in the Lone Star State. Dogs cheat. Most of them can't keep from wagging their tail if they have a big hand.

J.C. had a part-pit tied to the door of his poker joint. He'd have to hold it for you to come and go. When J.C. was loser, he wouldn't go hold the dog for some winner who quit.

[DLizzle]

haha very hilarious post Johnny