Brag: Look at this joke

wulfpacker21 · #1 08-02-2007, 12:27 AM

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

UTG+1 ($32.30)
MP1 ($17.45)
MP2 ($19.85)
MP3 ($38.60)
CO ($39)
Hero ($79.95)
SB ($31.10)
BB ($50.75)
UTG ($69.25)

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
1 fold, UTG+1 calls $0.50, 3 folds, CO calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.75, 2 folds, UTG+1 folds, CO calls $2.25.

Flop: ($6.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets $4, Hero calls $4.

Turn: ($14.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets $10, Hero raises to $32.25, CO calls $22.25 (All-In).

River: ($79.25) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players, 1 all-in)
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Final Pot: $79.25

Results in white below: 
CO has 2h 2d (one pair, twos).
Hero has Kc Ks (three of a kind, kings).
Outcome: Hero wins $79.25.

SkeetyMcdoogle · #2 08-02-2007, 12:30 AM

i never find these kids

wulfpacker21 · #3 08-02-2007, 12:31 AM

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i never find these kids

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neither can i but 2nite i found one

Jigsaws · #4 08-02-2007, 12:35 AM

Totally standard.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $353.60
BB: $470.30
UTG: $360.00
Hero (BTN): $399.80

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $16.00, SB calls $14.00, BB folds

Flop: ($36) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $26.00, SB calls $26.00

Turn: ($88) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $72.00, SB raises to $164.00, Hero raises all-in to $357.80, SB calls all-in for $147.60
Uncalled bet of $46.20 returned to Hero

River: ($711.20) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $711.20 ($2 Rake)

SB had 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces) and LOST (-$353.60)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Sevens) and WON (+$355.60)

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $1,125.15
BB: $1,244.80
UTG: $502.95
MP: $400.00
CO: $408.25
BTN: $842.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, CO raises to $16.00, BTN folds, Hero raises to $52.00, BB folds, CO calls $36.00

Flop: ($108) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $68.00, CO calls $68.00

Turn: ($244) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, CO bets $96.00, Hero raises all-in to $1,005.15, CO calls all-in for $192.25
Uncalled bet of $716.90 returned to Hero

River: ($820.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $820.50 ($3 Rake)

CO had 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$408.25)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Deuces) and WON (+$409.25)

Xanta · #5 08-02-2007, 01:10 AM

God damn it Jigsaws I remeber a couple months ago you were playing uNL with me, now I'm just starting to take shots at 200NL. Good job. 400NL looks fun.