Whoopsy (not raisy) daisy

[lovedemdeuces]

Brag: Won ~$800
Beat: Got kicked out of casino
Variance: you tell me

Background:
So I was playing some NL cash at a local casino and there was some drunk guy who was absolutely terrible. He never stopped talking and was making rude statements about his opponent whenever he lost the pot. I think everyone at the table was angray with him. He was actually pissing me off and I don't get pissed off too often.

So, here's the story. Sorry about the hand conversion.

Drunk guy (UTG+1) raises 3x. Folds to me in CO. I look down at A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I smooth call.

Flop comes A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. He bets 3/4 pot, I raise 2.5x praying he has a pocket pair, and he calls.

Turn: Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] He checks, I check.

River: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He checks, I bet about 1/3 pot. He insta-shoves. I look down at my cards to make sure I really have quads and I do. I am about to push my chips in when I think, "Why don't i slowroll this fool?" So I do. I spend two minutes. Then I say call and he quickly flips over pocket queens and starts taking the chips. I flip over my cards and say, "I believe those are mine."
He gets really pissed that I slowrolled...dealer calls the floor...and in less than two minutes I collect my money and they kick me out, telling me never to come back.

Have any of you ever slowrolled this bad live? What has happend?

P.S. I know I was a real tool.

[bmwguy525]

A casino will not kick you out for slowrolling. You were probably doing something else really gay-ish after you won to multiply your retardation.

[Astyanax]

I have been slowrolled but never done it like that - I don't believe it really as it takes some serious balls! For one time comic value that's pretty awesome though...Someone else posted how he flopped a royal and seriously slowrolled a beginner who had quad aces - don't have the link..

nh

[TheWorm967]

I don't understand slow rolling when your opponents money is in the pot, maybe on the flop you could, but what is the point when he's all in? you sir are a douche

[Imrahil]

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I don't understand slow rolling when your opponents money is in the pot, maybe on the flop you could, but what is the point when he's all in? you sir are a douche

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That's the whole point of slowrolling EINSTEIN.

[kyro]

You wasted everybody's time at the table, not just drunky's.

[WutRUTryin2Hit]

Likelihood of casino kicking someone out for slowrolling versus likelihood of someone making up gimmick account and story like this, HMMMMMM.

[Craggoo]

[ QUOTE ]
Brag: Won ~$800
Beat: Got kicked out of casino
Variance: you tell me

Background:
So I was playing some NL cash at a local casino and there was some drunk guy who was absolutely terrible. He never stopped talking and was making rude statements about his opponent whenever he lost the pot. I think everyone at the table was angray with him. He was actually pissing me off and I don't get pissed off too often.

So, here's the story. Sorry about the hand conversion.

Drunk guy (UTG+1) raises 3x. Folds to me in CO. I look down at A [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. I smooth call.

Flop comes A [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]. He bets 3/4 pot, I raise 2.5x praying he has a pocket pair, and he calls.

Turn: Q [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] He checks, I check.

River: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]. He checks, I bet about 1/3 pot. He insta-shoves. I look down at my cards to make sure I really have quads and I do. I am about to push my chips in when I think, "Why don't i slowroll this fool?" So I do. I spend two minutes. Then I say call and he quickly flips over pocket queens and starts taking the chips. I flip over my cards and say, "I believe those are mine."
He gets really pissed that I slowrolled...dealer calls the floor...and in less than two minutes I collect my money and they kick me out, telling me never to come back.

Have any of you ever slowrolled this bad live? What has happend?

P.S. I know I was a real tool.

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Brag: flopped the immortal nuts and got villain to put in his stack.

[prodonkey]

I was donking around in a 2/4 game at boulder station one time with a buddy of mine. We were sitting at opposite ends of the table and were capping everything between us and it was pissing this really really fat guy off who was sitting on my right.

He was telling me how we were cheating etc.. my buddy and I cap, I have T's.. flop comes KJx, so naturally we cap.. turn is a J, we cap.. fat guy keeps calling.. I'm like [censored] I think my buddy has KQ or something.. river Q, I fold when the fat guy check raises my buddy, I forget how many bets they went, I think they said the cap rule was still in effect because I was in the pot on the river. Fat guy turns over ATo for the rivered guttterball, my buddy hems and haws and says wow that's a really nice hand, he looks at his cards a couple times, picks them up like he's pitching them in the muck, and then says pulls them back and looks at them again and goes, oh, but I have K's.

Fat guy went ballistic, threw cards, chips.. told me he was gonna take me outside because I couldn't stop laughing that he had just got slowrolled.

[Crazy Porto]

i would have laughed if i was at the table, in some extreme cases like this one it's ok imo. nh!