Brag: I get reported for being sick

[MasterLJ]

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

BB: $73.70
Hero (SB): $109.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, BB calls $2.00

Flop: ($6) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

Turn: ($6) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, BB calls $5.00

River: ($16) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $5.00</font>, Hero calls $5.00

Pot Size: $26.00 ($0.50 Rake)

BB had 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ([7s 4s] a pair of Tens) and LOST (-$13.00)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Tens) and WON (+$12.50)

Chat:
SexyPokerBiatch: waqit what did u have there'
LJJones: k high
SexyPokerBiatch: im reporting ya
LJJones: lololololol
LJJones: First time playing HU?
SexyPokerBiatch: brb low life
LJJones:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAhAHAHAHHAHAHAH
HA
LJJones: This is priceless
SexyPokerBiatch: we shall see
LJJones: Just so I'm clear
LJJones: what am I being reported for?
LJJones: I'm curious
SexyPokerBiatch: u will finmd out]
SexyPokerBiatch: go ahead laugh

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Hold'em Cash Game
$0.50/$1 Blinds
2 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (BB): $117.65
SB: $64.35

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB raises to $3.00</font>, Hero calls $2.00

Flop: ($6) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $3.00</font>, Hero calls $3.00

Turn: ($12) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, SB checks

River: ($12) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">SB bets $4.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Pot Size: $20.00 ($0.50 Rake)

SB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ([Js Tc] a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$10.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and WON (+$9.50)

Chat:
LJJones: put that in the report
SexyPokerBiatch: k
SexyPokerBiatch: need as many hnads as possible
LJJones: Absolutely

few minutes later:
SexyPokerBiatch: 99 screw this i cant wait till your booted off
this site chating low life
LJJones: What would I be booted for?
LJJones: I'm still confused
SexyPokerBiatch: cheating low lofe
LJJones: Outplaying someone is not against the TOS

...

LJJones: It's cool
LJJones: I've been here for almost 3 years
SexyPokerBiatch: 6 years here
LJJones: and have established a raporte with the staff
LJJones: report away
LJJones: It hasn't been open for 6 years
SexyPokerBiatch: yes i been here since the 2nd day it was
open
LJJones: Just quit talking
SexyPokerBiatch: sexypkrbiatch and dapokerchick69 u know
them
LJJones: No
SexyPokerBiatch: lol yea ok
LJJones: I'll bet they were high stakes ballers
LJJones: Yes, it has been 3 years strong
SexyPokerBiatch: it dont last forever
LJJones: thanks for asking
SexyPokerBiatch: enjoy it why it lasts
SexyPokerBiatch: rook
Dealer: LJJones shows a full house, Jacks full of Tens
Dealer: SexyPokerBiatch shows a pair of Jacks
Dealer: LJJones wins the pot ($17.50) with a full house, Jacks
full of Tens



EDIT:

Cliff's Notes: I get reported and slandered in chat and to other players because I call with K-high.

[iplayscared]

i witnessed this...funniest thing ever especially becuase she/he wasnt even close to kidding.

[oneouterson]

they are definitely kidding.

[MasterLJ]

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they are definitely kidding.

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They're not.

When I was writing up this post, I still had the table up but was sitting out. Someone sat down to play me and the chick was telling that new person not to play me because I was some sort of bot.

[killsadie]

you just got so leveled op

[Stake Monster]

I THINK that if I was a "bot" and I could see the opponent's hole cards, I wouldn't be sitting at 100NL. I'd take a shot at say... 300/600NL.

[KnifeParty11]

all the cheaters play 50c-1$ cause those are the only stakes where legit people play, when you move up you only get out cheated

[MasterLJ]

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all the cheaters play 50c-1$ cause those are the only stakes where legit people play, when you move up you only get out cheated

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Please post more.

[Squareview]

i woulda lost it. nc

[iplayscared]

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