Funny Story

[SmartBugger]

While playing limit, a few of us got into a conversation about card protectors. I told the others that I had a card protector that increase my wins by 50% .... they asked what it was.... I said a glock.


Then this other guy said he carries a shotgun in his pants all the time. I asked him how big it was.... he said 12 inches.




Now obviously we are joking, but this lady actually thought the guy may have a 12 inch shotgun in his pants. She signals over one of the chip-runners and wispers something in his ear. The chip-runner asked the guy if he had a gun in his pants..... dealer is smirking (he obviously new it was a joke)..... and the guy said a 12 inch shotgun.


By this point the chip-runner understood what was going on and said "why so small" .... everyone starts laughing .... and someone had to EXPLAIN to the lady that it was a joke all along.

[The B]

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While playing limit, a few of us got into a conversation about card protectors.

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i question your focus at the table

[Dranoel]

"Why so small?"

That made me laugh...

[MaxRaises]

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"Why so small?"

That made me laugh...

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[crashjr]

Funny story thanks for sharing. I like tables like this.

[Hair_of_the_Dog]

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While playing limit, a few of us got into a conversation about card protectors.

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i question your focus at the table

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But can you question his image? [img]/images/graemlins/smirk.gif[/img]

[csuf_gambl0o0r]

was the lady hot?