Bachelor party story - heard this one yet?

[loose passive]

My friend emailed me this story and claimed it was real. Anybody heard this one before?

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friend's bachelor party story that, to my knowledge, is true:

bunch of guys throw a bachelor party for their friend

guys invite big black guy to party - guys tell bachelor that the big black guy is nice, but kind of troubled and that they just want to show the big black guy a good time - because he just got out of prison - for rape - guys tell bachelor that the big black guy had lots of rape victims (women, men, kids, etc) but that prison straightened him out

bachelor party goes off without a hitch, bachelor gets drunk and passes out

bachelor wakes up the next morning in a cheap hotel room (not the room that was used for the party) being spooned by the big black guy - bachelor has no recollection of being in cheap hotel room with big black guy - bachelor's anus is burning painfully

bachelor tells no one of incident



TWO MONTHS later: guys tell bachelor that it was a hoax - that they essentially gave him a date rape drug, took him to the cheap hotel and soaked his a-hole in hot sauce

seriously, the best/worst story i've ever heard



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[Klompy]

Funny story, but I doubt it's true. I'd have a hard time thinking anybody would be dumb enough to do this seeing as there's a very real chance of the victim waking up and killing the "raper".

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There is absolutely no chance that this story was made up.

[pergesu]

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Funny story, but I doubt it's true. I'd have a hard time thinking anybody would be dumb enough to do this seeing as there's a very real chance of the victim waking up and killing the "raper".

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No kidding. If my friends told me they invited a convicted multiple rapist to my party I'd tell them to gtfo.

[eviljeff]

I can confirm that this thread is subpar

[AntonHeat]

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I can confirm that this thread is subpar

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I can second this.

[suzzer99]

Ha ha. That reminds me of this trick we played on my buddy. We hired this stripper to pretend my friend actually accidentally choked her to death with her g-string during an acrobatic lapdance. But actually we just poisoned her. He still doesn't know to this day and lives in constant fear and guilt. His marriage collapsed a long time ago. So funny.

[goodsamaritan]

This story is absolutely true, except you left out that the black guy actually raped the bachelor after they put the hot sauce in his ass. Here's a gif of it:

[Baloosh]

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My friend emailed me this story and claimed it was real. Anybody heard this one before?

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guys tell bachelor that the big black guy had lots of rape victims (women, men, kids, etc) but that prison straightened him out

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took him to the cheap hotel and soaked his a-hole in hot sauce



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el. oh. el.

How could any rational person think this story has even a shred of truth to it?

[Klompy]

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This story is absolutely true, except you left out that the black guy actually raped the bachelor after they put the hot sauce in his ass. Here's a gif of it:



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This is disturbing on so many levels, why is that other guys hand on his ass? Also, I'm going to have a really hard time enjoying straight porn for a long time because of this.

edit: NM I still enjoy it just fine.