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Old 07-14-2007, 06:12 PM
paiz paiz is offline
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Default hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

ugh i'll start - [censored] 50 NL why can't i ever win at it

hands like this piss me the [censored] off stupid idiots

this guy was sitting with a 4BI stack too, retard


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($44.20)
CO ($45.85)
Button ($48.75)
Hero ($62.60)
BB ($176.80)
UTG ($49.25)

Preflop: Hero is SB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $2.25</font>, BB calls $1.50, MP calls $1.50.

Flop: ($6.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $5</font>, BB calls $5, MP folds.

Turn: ($16.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $11.5</font>, BB calls $11.50.

River: ($31.35) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $26</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $52</font>, Hero calls $18.10 (All-In).

Final Pot: $127.45

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has Qh Ad (two pair, aces and queens).
BB has Ac 4c (flush, ace high).
Outcome: BB wins $135.35. </font>


Then this idiot passively draws with a one-card open ender on a 3-flush turn and gets there, [censored] you retard

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (5 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero ($47.50)
SB ($70.60)
BB ($111.55)
UTG ($57.85)
MP ($52.85)

Preflop: Hero is Button with 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, BB calls $1.25.

Flop: ($3.75) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $2</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $8.5</font>, BB calls $6.50.

Turn: ($20.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $15</font>, BB calls $15.

River: ($-13.30) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">BB bets $86.3 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls $22.25 (All-In).

Final Pot: $95.25

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
BB has 9s As (straight, queen high).
Hero has 8d 8c (three of a kind, eights).
Outcome: BB wins $95.25. </font>
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:13 PM
KnifeParty11 KnifeParty11 is offline
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Default Re: hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

results [censored]
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:13 PM
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Default Re: hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

It's nice that I can see the results. Very nice.
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:14 PM
Spechel EDD Spechel EDD is offline
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Default Re: hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

oh man i cant figure out that hand 1 is a backdoor flush and hand 2 has a pair with a 9 in it. oh boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:36 PM
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Default Re: hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

ok, party foul, edited with results in

you should all learn from spechel edd how to read your opponent's holdings
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:47 PM
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Default Re: hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

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River: ($-13.30) Q (<font color="blue">2 players</font>)

Negative pot is pretty hot though.
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Old 07-14-2007, 06:59 PM
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Default Re: hands arent interesting enough but still need to vent thread

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River: ($-13.30) Q (<font color="blue">2 players</font>)

Negative pot is pretty hot though.

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subliminal way of hand converter showing his -sklansky bucks?
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Old 07-14-2007, 07:06 PM
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DON'T CALL IT A SUCKOUT - HE HAD PUPPY FEET
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Old 07-14-2007, 07:28 PM
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villain hitting an oesd. impressive.
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