Biggest Oh [censored] Moment...

[MasterLJ]

Inspired somewhat by the AC Slater thread, what has your biggest 'oh [censored]' moment been? Doesn't necessarily have to be embarrassing.

Mine:
A long time ago I had naked pics of my baby momma. They were hers before she met me. We obviously stowed them away when she lived with me. She actually hid them somewhere where and didn't tell me where. So we break up 4 years later due to her getting married.
Anyway, I met a girl and started dating her a few months. A couple of months into our relationship she was over and we wanted to watch TV and I couldn't find the remote anywhere. Naturally I peek under the couch. I can't see anything, so I lift it, while my gf was to peek under the couch. Lo and behold I see my ex's naked pics and obv, so does my gf. I had NO idea they were there, but suspect they had been there for years. I explained the situation best I could, threw them in the trash right then and there.

Edit/Brag: I totally dug them out of the trash the next day and still got sex.

[Mingdu]

When I got a call from the detective asking me to come in and see him the next day ... I knew then they had called the cops and I was toast

[slaytanic]

mine was seeing flashing red and blue lights in my rear view mirror at a very inopportune time.

[swingdoc]

When I realized what that funny box attached to the stall wall was in a very public bathroom. Turns out that wasn't a tranny wearing the high heels in the stall next to me either [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[EPiPeN11]

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mine was seeing flashing red and blue lights in my rear view mirror at a very inopportune time.

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[AquaSwing]

Pounding a girlfriend in HS and having the butt end if a Maglite rap against the car window.

[MasterLJ]

Wow, has that happened to most men?

I was pulling into a secluded parking lot with my HS gf. The cop saw me pull in there (at night) while flipping off the lights. He pulled me over straight away. I was able to convince him we were having an argument.

[slaytanic]

this did happen to me once, but it wasnt my girlfriend in the car with me, and it wasn't a cop knocking on the window, it was my gf.

still nowhere near being the BIGGEST oh [censored] moment.
i was able to blow off the gf, finish up in the car with my ex, then blow off the ex and stayed with gf.

[killsadie]

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this did happen to me once, but it wasnt my girlfriend in the car with me, and it wasn't a cop knocking on the window, it was my gf.

still nowhere near being the BIGGEST oh [censored] moment.
i was able to blow off the gf, finish up in the car with my ex, then blow off the ex and stayed with gf.

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nt.

[Banditgberg]

"But these tacos and mike's hard wine coolers are...but...do you think i should kill someone or suck some [censored] my first day in jail?"