Brag: Punked Guys Out at Wendys Today

PattdownManiac · #1 07-02-2007, 05:20 AM

So I'm in line at Wendy's today, trying to get some lunch and notice the two guys behind me are some kind of d&d dorks. Dork number one is pretty fat, and he's wearing jeans with a polo shirt tucked in. His friend is also portly, he's wearing 90's style skater shorts and a hawiian shirt unbuttoned to expose his white undershirt. I am kind of lol'ing to myself.

So the Hawaii shirt guy trys to lean back on the rail why he is waiting and kind of loses his grip and stumbles back, I turn around and say "too bad not everyone can have coordination". Lol. They didn't say anything back.

I make my order, get my cup and go over to the soda machine and am filling it up. While I'm doing this my order is called behind Mr. Hawaii takes it and walks over and sits at a table with his friend, wtf? I walk up and tell him he just took my food and he says we ordered the same thing.

Then I threw out "listen you've been waiting 20+ years to lose your virginity, what is waiting another 5 minutes for your food?". So I start picking up the tray and his friend is giving a look like what a douche and I tell him not to give bad looks or I'll take his food too lol.

But knowing that I ordered the same food as this fat d&d peace of crap made me feel sick and I could barely even eat. I guess it was kind of a beat. Anyone else ever have anything like this?

Prodigy54321 · #2 07-02-2007, 05:22 AM

wow, you're a jerkoff

Nogatsira · #3 07-02-2007, 05:22 AM

1. Don't end your lines with 'lol' all the [censored] time, it's annoying.
2. Don't lie.

blouk · #4 07-02-2007, 05:23 AM

what lvl dungeon master?

doubLe a tom · #5 07-02-2007, 05:24 AM

was your boyfriend there to back you up in case things got a little out of hand?

Grey · #6 07-02-2007, 05:24 AM

Even I occasionally make a good thread. Your streak impresses me.

Chaos_ult · #7 07-02-2007, 05:25 AM

You're a horrible human

DIAGF

Beesnuts · #8 07-02-2007, 05:34 AM

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his friend is giving a look like what a douche and I tell him not to give bad looks or I'll take his food too

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I lol'ed

UnblinkingEye · #9 07-02-2007, 05:35 AM

I would've been "lol'ing" to myself if the "portly" one would've thrown our hero, kid emo here, through storefront plate glass and into the street in response to this tough-guy show. Pathetic bastards..

~Mike

tisthefire · #10 07-02-2007, 05:36 AM

please pattdown maniac, tell me another story i'm not interested in

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