Whats my play in this bar situation?

ChrisCo · #1 06-28-2007, 06:35 PM

It is graduation weekend in my college town so naturally the bars are as crowded as ever and everyone is letting loose. My brother just graduated with several of his friends and I went out to celebrate with him. I am 19 right now but one of my friends work there and was able to sneak me in.

So I am there for about 1.5 hours and have had about 5 drinks and need to go to the bathroom. At this bar there are only 2 different bathrooms that are a single only so naturally there is a long line. I get in line behind about 10 people and wait patiently and check out any of the girls walking around. I get to the front of the line and am waiting for about 10 seconds when the guy behind me goes around me and starts knocking on the door. This man is about 25 and roughly 250lbs, but no muscle. I am annoyed by this because A. it is just a dick thing to do and B. he had only been in there for ten seconds. The man walks out of the bathroom not saying anything and I walk in and lock the door behind. I don't even get to unzip my pants before I get this guy banging on the door now even harder.

How do you handle this situation?

goodsamaritan · #2 06-28-2007, 06:38 PM

Piss, zip up, move on to picking up chicks.

boscoboy · #3 06-28-2007, 06:40 PM

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Piss, zip up, move on to picking up chicks.

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obv

NT! · #4 06-28-2007, 06:40 PM

stand there contemplating the meaning of life for a while

ridonkulous · #5 06-28-2007, 06:41 PM

take a nap.

mbillie1 · #6 06-28-2007, 06:42 PM

Open the stall door, turn around and piss on him (as long as you can take him), otherwise just scream "I'm taking a piss, [censored] off"

Badger · #7 06-28-2007, 06:43 PM

So you have successfully thwarted his budging attempts? gs pretty much hit the nail on the head. Why start any unnecessary confrontation? Especially given you are underage.

ChrisCo · #8 06-28-2007, 06:43 PM

So walk out of the bathroom with my head down, tails between my leg making no eye contact?

Then all the bitches will be over me.

guids · #9 06-28-2007, 06:44 PM

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So walk out of the bathroom with my head down, tails between my leg making no eye contact?

Then all the bitches will be over me.

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The reason 19 year olds arent allowed in drinking establishments is because they think as immaturely as this.

superadvisor · #10 06-28-2007, 06:44 PM

Do you have to poop? I'd live a massive dump in the toilet urinal or bowl or whatever and not flush.