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Old 06-29-2007, 10:22 PM
Daliman Daliman is offline
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Default Beat: I just bathed in poo

So before I got started tonight, I got in our jacuzzi tub with my 3 y/o and 18 month old for a bath, which I do all the time, (usually shower tho). They wanted bubbles, and I'm cool like that, so I hook up the bubbles while the jets are going. About 30 seconds in, I smell something fecal, and start looking around, but alas, there are bubbles everywhere. I ask my wife to look too, and I can neither see nor feel anything, so we figure my daughter, ( the younger one) may have just tooted. About 10 minutes later, after I have turned the jets off, I see a small piece of brown float by, and yell for my wife. We take a quick hazmat shower and all is well again.

Brag: My kids were having a great time in the bubbles.
Variance. At least it was only four rabbit-pellet sized nuggets. Apparently my daughter is part bunny. As long as that ends before puberty, this is ok by me.
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:23 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

lol
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:29 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

since when is somebodys daughter being part bunny, variance?
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:30 PM
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since when is somebodys daughter being part bunny, variance?

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More the poo size is the variance, as it could have been MUCH worse.
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:31 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

Manguydude's response was one of the best responses i've ever read on 2p2
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:32 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

you must never leave bbv
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:32 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

ahahhahahahahHAHHAHAHAHAJAHAJJAA! oh man...I am lolling and ROFLcoptering all over...hilarious shiat
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:42 PM
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

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hilarious shiat

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so unnecessary and expected, but made me lol for some reason
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Old 06-29-2007, 10:58 PM
ImsaKidd ImsaKidd is offline
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Default Re: Beat: I just bathed in poo

clear poo giveback situation
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Old 06-29-2007, 11:00 PM
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clear poo giveback situation

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LOL
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